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BB10 Big Brother 10 from 2009 was won by Sophie Reade.
Housemates: Angel, Bea, Beinazir, Cairon, Charlie, David, Freddie/Halfwit, Hira, Isaac, Kenneth, Karly, Kris, Lisa, Marcus, Noirin, Rodrigo, Saffia, Siavash, Sophia, Sophie/Dogface, Sree, Tom

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Old 23-12-2009, 06:22 PM #1
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marcus the legend.
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Just been through the entire thread, and aside from the legendary ones in the OP, these are my favourites. I was pmsl.

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'if they start having sex in the middle of the night, I will creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag'


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"a few people strumming one out over the dark horse"


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On LF now.

BB tells HM's off for talking about the audition process.

Marcus 'Oh get the sand out of your vagina!'
I remember this one vividly

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About 10 mins ago:

Marcus: Bea, you're a greasy hippy.

RANDOMM
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Originally Posted by Pierre-loso View Post
"I am the yardstick against wich all others are measured.You can't get no one cooler. I was born to be the man.It's done and dusted,set in stone.Whatever i do is cool.I breathe cool,I sleep cool.I s*it cool.you can't beat captain cool as ******,it can't be done"

The last one is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marcus' signature quote

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I can't believe nobody has put this one on here from last night's highlights show:

While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks...

"What's the pastry like?"

I almost fell off my chair. Absolute comedy gold.


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About Hira: 'Noone's gonna notice that she's gone, nobody bloody noticed that she was here'


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'I acccidently pulled a plate in half while I was eating'
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'I dont know, how come I didnt die?'

'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'
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To Sophie, "I've never nominated you once for sniffing my boxer shorts."


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'The consequences will be my urine all over your camera' - THE BEST QUOTE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Marcus: I wonder if Leona Lewis will have sex with me?
Freddie: Who is she?
Marcus: That bird, who done that song, who needs my schlong.
oh my

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"I think I might just smash your poxy little cardboard house to its foundations - how do you like them ******ing apples!"
PMSL

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Originally Posted by *mazedsalv** View Post
To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"
Genius.



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"This chair is sh*t...."
He sums it up so perfectly

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David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ****ing fat ****"

The best comeback in an argument in the history of Big Brother.



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Talking about his Mum - "Old minge-bag".


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''tug me off bea,''

''come on bea its not gunna suck itself''


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''dyou know what, im the type of hero that could teach my dick to suck itself, thats how ****ing great i am''


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Sophie: "You need anger management you swear so much"

Marcus "**** off!"


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I had to sign up to this forum just to post this - the guy is a legend!!

Upon hearing that his Mom had been on BB, for David to identify in the Mummy task:

"My ****ing mother?! Hahaaa, whats she ****ing doing on Big Bother? She should be doing some ****ing work, not coming on here. ****ing old mingebag."

Love him!


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Come on people, keep adding his best quotes even though the Dark Horse has gone.

"There is only one thing that can be done in this situation...The ****ing Grave Yard Shift"

"I am the 100% man. I am the Irrepressible Dark Horse. And if i want bubbles, boy will I ****ing have bubbles"


The man was a legend.
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This Thread, so many memories:

15. Big Brother: In a conversation with Noirin, you said, I will show him the meaning of pain
Marcus: Yeah thats from a film

21. I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson

28. BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: Am I allowed to swear?
BB: if you need to
Marcus: I couldnt really give a ***** to be honest

67. Sophie: in alice in wonderland they had a tea party
Marcus: I hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?
Sophie: no
Marcus: well they were *****ing w*nkers then


Reminds me just why I loved him so much.
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What a great thread, time to get reading all 15 pages.
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This thread what a man.

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What a great thread, time to get reading all 15 pages.
I shall be joining you.
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Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"


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To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"
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David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ******ng fat *****!"


OH MY GOD.
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David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ******ng fat *****!"


OH MY GOD.
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"What's the pastry like?"


Doubt we'll ever get another male housemate as great as Marcus.
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That quote about smacking Kris on the ballbag. Had me roaring with laughter for weeks.
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I hated Kris the Kunt (was my nickname for him). Mophead twat. He could only dream of being as good as Marcus and Freddie.
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The way he bullied Freddie was horrible.
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The way he bullied Freddie was horrible.
Yeah I know, he was the main offender as well and like Marcus says in his rant (I posted it in that thread btw) they never got called in for mimicking his accent like Marcus did with Sree. Actually there's a part in the clip where Freddie pipes up in the garden about the argument and then both Lisa and Kris start telling him to 'be quiet' and 'not to get involved'. It actually annoyed me all these years on.
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OH MY GOD.

I just remembered this. One of Marcus' greatest moments. I remember how many times I replayed this and pissed myself laughing each time.

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OH MY GOD.

I just remembered this. One of Marcus' greatest moments. I remember how many times I replayed this and pissed myself laughing each time.

Youtube video


Big Brother was a legend there.

'because you called us a wanker and a prick, your not having that either!'

LOL. They clearly hated him.
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i think i just overdosed on joker smileys

also a lot of these aren't unique (like 35, 37, 38, 47, 75 OKAY I'M SKIMREADING HERE I'M SORRY I CAN'T DO A FULL CRITIQUE)

however a lot are brilliant.
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Him putting David in place

Definitely up there as my favourite male house-mate.
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