[Ammi]

..a cross between Charlie's Angels and the Seven Dwarfs......very good Kate

[Visage]

Excellent Ice Skater..


beyootiful I love this word..

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

heavenly hair

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

oh I'm acting as you? -takes off all my clothes and films myself pretending to be drunk and whispering-

[Kate!]

I hope you like your Angel alter-ego Vicky!

[Vicky.]

Yeah great thanks

[Kate!]

Act 4 will be posted later this afternoon.

[Sticks]

It's cold here in the front lobby where we have been selling the tickets, the heater has just packed in

[Kate!]

- gets a thick woolly blanket, a new heater and a brandy for sticks, promotes him to assistant director -

[Benjamin]

but I could have sworn he just murmured "Gaga".

I'm loving this story so far.

Originally Posted by Santa's Slut

I love my donkey role! Lady Lee is such a good name for a donkey... plus I'm now the only female tibber that can claim she has been ridden by Ben!

I grimaced the whole time and was thinking of Santa.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by God

I'm loving this story so far.





I grimaced the whole time and was thinking of Santa.

Knew you would like that bit heheh!

Haven't been able to post the next instalment yet, hopefully tomorrow

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by God

I'm loving this story so far.





I grimaced the whole time and was thinking of Santa.

Santa is mine!

[Kate!]

I will post the next installment soon, just doing a task for ICB at the moment, need to keep checking the thread

[Kate!]

Act 4: Scene 1:

NARRATOR: The Star is still twinkling brightly in the night sky, a glorious sight to behold. The Shepherds are tending the sheep in a field. The Angels are hoovering, oh no sorry, they are hovering, as yet unnoticed.

SHEPHERD 1: It's a cold night, for sure. Let's get this done lads, no point being out here longer than we have to, freezing our bollocks off.

SHEPHERD 2: Hey, watch your language, there are ladies present.

NARRATOR: Shepherd 2 nods towards Angels Hope and Grace, who are peeping out from behind a haystack.

SHEPHERD 3: Come on out then, let's have a look at ye...Oh my, not you two! It's ok lads, I've had dealings with these two before, and I wouldn't call them ladies.

NARRATOR: Shepherd 3 roars with laughter.

SHEPHERD 4: That's not very gentlemanly, my friend. What can we do for you two little darlings then (wiggles his big bushy eyebrows suggestively).

HOPE: we have tidings from God himself to impart to you.

GRACE: On this night, in a stable to the East, the son of God has been born to Mary. His name is Jesus.

HOPE: You must visit the child and pass on your good wishes to the family. Follow the Star, it will guide you to Bethlehem.

GRACE: Now we must depart.

SHEPHERD 1: Give us a kiss first.

HOPE: Certainly not! What kind of Angels do you take us for?

SHEPHERD 3: Fallen ones! (roars with laughter again).

NARRATOR: The Angels fly away and leave the Shepherds behind.

SHEPHERD 2: Right, let's nip to The Locke Inn, they're having a lock-in tonight.

SHEPHERD 4: A lock-in at The Locke Inn, how Spiffing.

SHEPHERD 1: What about the baby, we are meant to go and viist him?

SHEPHERD 3: Aye, let's have a pint or six first though eh?

NARRATOR: The Shepherds all link arms and mince off down the road to the Locke Inn.

[Kate!]

Act 4: Scene 2

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NARRATOR: The Sheep look at each other.

BOY Reet, they've gone. Stop eating that muck. I have some Weed that Flossie from t'farm gave me earlier, she's a grand lass that one.

FLOY Cracking stuff! Skin up boys.

NARRATOR: The Sheep pass a happy hour indulging and chatting about the meaning of life.

LLOY I'm feeling very mellow guize, is that Star winking at me?

SEBASTIAN: No! Don't be shilly. now shall we have a shing shong?

FLOY Yes, shall we do the usual routine?

BOY Ok, let's do it. I want to go first.....

NARRATOR: The Sheep begin to dance frantically round the field and Boyd starts to sing.

BOY "I come home, in the morning light, my daddy says 'what you gonna do with your life'? Oh daddy dear, we're not the fortunate one, and sheep just wanna have fun".

"They just a wanna (baa), just a wanna (baa), sheep just wanna have fun.
When the faaaarming day is done, oh sheep just wanna have fun..BAAAAA!"

Youtube video

FLOY "I belieeeeve in miracles, where you from, you sexy sheep. I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy sheep".

"Where did you come from, Babieeeeeeeee, how did you know I needed eeeewe".

LLOY "aahhh, aahhh, aaaahhh, aaaahhh, aaaah, aaah etc, Uptown Sheep, you know I can't afford to buy you a Jeep, but maybe someday when my tractor comes in, you'll understand what kind of Ram I've been, and then I'll win....She's my Uptown Sheeeeeep, yeah".

SEBASTIAN: "It's raining Sheep, Hallelujah, it's raining Sheep, oh YEAH! Imma gonna go out, Imma gonna get wet...Absolooootely soaking Pissed Wet, It's raining Sheep, yer!!!!!


act 5 tomorrow

[Kate!]

Act 5 probably going to be posted on Monday now

[fruit_cake]

wow, just read this, great play so far!! have to get the popcorn in the interval

[Visage]

Another cracking installment..

Loving the songs at the end too

The Angels are hoovering.....

A lock-in at The Locke Inn, how Spiffing....

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Festive Visage

Another cracking installment..

Loving the songs at the end too

The Angels are hoovering.....

A lock-in at The Locke Inn, how Spiffing....

I am particularly proud of the Sheep, they are true Stars Brings tears to my eyes.

[Visage]

Originally Posted by Ice Skater

I am particularly proud of the Sheep, they are true Stars Brings tears to my eyes.

They are brilliant and I can picture them in those scenes singing and dancing away.

[Sticks]

Albatross!!!

Youtube video

[Kate!]

Are they good luck or bad?

[Doogle]

That was brilliant!

[Kate!]

Breaking news - The sheep have been spotted by a talent scout at todays matinee performance and are currently in talks to appear as regulars in the tv soap Emmerdale. Boyd, Lloyd, Floyd and Sebastian had this to say. Baaa ha ha!

Watch this space.

[Sticks]

That reminds me, I need to get some new mint sauce