[Patrick]

Me and Stephanie are fucking disgusted by this news, so if any of you want to read it then here:

LA-LA LAND is about to become Na Na Niii land - N-DUBZ' American dream is becoming a reality.

Two of the trio - DAPPY and TULISA - flew out to Hollywood last week to meet up with Def Jam Records boss LA REID.

And I can reveal that he was impressed and has offered them and bandmate FAZER a lucrative deal to go over full-time and attempt to crack the States.

The trio - now reunited back in the UK - have already started looking for homes in the City Of Angels.

Music boss Reid wants them to move to America for a full year, from this summer, so they can be completely focused on making it in the US charts.

They'll swap fried chicken in Camden High Street for cheeseburgers in the shadow of the Hollywood Hills.

All three bandmates have now started house-hunting for somewhere permanent to base themselves in the city.

I wonder how their unique brand of N-Dubz speak - such as Dappy's famous Na Na Niii catchphrase - will go down with the Yanks.

The band's management are still dotting the i's and crossing the t's on the deal, ensuring the contract means N-Dubz are in line for some serious cash.

The band are managed by music impresario JONATHAN SHALIT, and he has been locked in talks with Def Jam Records all week on their behalf.

A source said: "They are over the moon about being offered the chance to crack the US.

"It's what they have always wanted, they can't believe it's finally happening.

"The meeting with Def Jam went really well and they told LA Reid they were prepared to give up their lives in London and move to the US to make it work."

Who'd have thought this trio of tearaways would be the UK's next big US hope as they boldly go where the likes of ROBBIE WILLIAMS and OASIS have failed.

If they carry on like this they'll be playing to a packed crowd at the Hollywood Bowl in no time.

In the words of Dappy: "Duku yourself."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!


Right, now surely you all realise why I ****ing hate that country with a passion?

Its like they know me, it is actually like the Americans know what I love and destroy it bit by bit.

Recently took Cadbuary from us, and now they are taking N-Dubz from me.

Well they can **** right off.

Oh and yes they want X Factor too.

I havent made a thread or post like this in a long time, but GOSH!



Why is it everyone wants to 'Crack America'
Really why?

Why would you want to leave the UK where we have good talent and the country isnt made up of ****ing Disney Singers and American Idol winners.

The thought of Yanks Listening and singing along to N-Dubz sickens me.
The though of American Men wanking over Tulisa makes me want to throw up.
Thats what I enjoy doing, so they can jack off to Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift!



I said this to Stephanie and she agrees..
As a fan, I hope to god and pray.. that N-Dubz will be a massive Epic fail in America.

That way they fail and come crawling back to us.

[Stephanie]

[InOne]

Did they ditch the black one? LOL

[Patrick]

Oh Jebus.

Jess just informed us of the possibility of them changing their name.

Its like those shows were your best friend becomes famous and then is made over into a dick that you cant see anymore.

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by InOne

Did they ditch the black one? LOL

nah, he just didn't go with them.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Stephanie

nah, he just didn't go with them.

Too cool and that

[Harry!]

You will find that the american music charts are the most repsected in the world. The US have had most amazing artists that have ever lived. They might even do better over there.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Recylopse

You will find that the american music charts are the most repsected in the world. The US have had most amazing artists that have ever lived. They might even do better over there.

UK has produced the best artists in the world man, it's a fact.

[Harry!]

Originally Posted by InOne

UK has produced the best artists in the world man, it's a fact.

I know but that is not my point.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by InOne

UK has produced the best artists in the world man, it's a fact.

Well said.

What has America produced?
Little *****s like Britney.
Talentless Bitches like Demi Lovato.
Annoying Over Rated Girls like Taylor Swift.
R-Tards like Justin Bieber.
Turds like the Jonas Brothers.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Well said.

What has America produced?
Little *****s like Britney.
Talentless Bitches like Demi Lovato.
Annoying Over Rated Girls like Taylor Swift.
R-Tards like Justin Bieber.
Turds like the Jonas Brothers.

Epic lol

All we have to say is The Beatles and that beats all

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

What has America produced?
Little *****s like Britney.
Talentless Bitches like Demi Lovato.
Annoying Over Rated Girls like Taylor Swift.
R-Tards like Justin Bieber.
Turds like the Jonas Brothers.

excuse me?!
those 5 you mentioned are all very talented.

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

excuse me?!
those 5 you mentioned are all very talented.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

are you being serious!?
pmsl.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

excuse me?!
those 5 you mentioned are all very talented.

In what world?

Seriously, they are hated by everyone in this country except the small minority of Teenaged Girls who like to play their music sky high on their mobile phones.

They are considered 'Talented' in America because America doesnt know what real talent is.


If Disney Channel say somthing is 'Hot' then Americans even adults, jump on it.

If American Idol has a few idiots on it then they become famous and arent as good as some of the talent we get on X Factor but of course thats why they want our X Factor.

[Harry!]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Well said.

What has America produced?
Little *****s like Britney.
Talentless Bitches like Demi Lovato.
Annoying Over Rated Girls like Taylor Swift.
R-Tards like Justin Bieber.
Turds like the Jonas Brothers.

Your singer in your avatar Lady Gaga is american.

Also icons such as Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey , Madonna , Steve Wonder , Diana Ross , Elvis Presley and many other acts.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Patrick

What has America produced?

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, The Killers, Madonna, Nina Simone, Jimi Hendrix, The Strokes, No Doubt, Beyonce, Prince, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day, Christina Aguilera, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell, Blondie, Nirvana, Foo Fighters...

[Twilight]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, The Killers, Madonna, Nina Simone, Jimi Hendrix, The Strokes, No Doubt, Beyonce, Prince, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day, Christina Aguilera, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell, Blondie, Nirvana, Foo Fighters...

This<3

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, The Killers, Madonna, Nina Simone, Jimi Hendrix, The Strokes, No Doubt, Beyonce, Prince, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day, Christina Aguilera, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell, Blondie, Nirvana, Foo Fighters...

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, The Killers, Madonna, Nina Simone, Jimi Hendrix, The Strokes, No Doubt, Beyonce, Prince, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day, Christina Aguilera, Johnny Cash, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell, Blondie, Nirvana, Foo Fighters...

This is what I mean.

Hardly any of them sing anymore, or arent as big.

They dont have anything new or good coming from that country unless its young, they sing pop and dance like a barbie doll and have little girls drooling over them, if they have that then the music doesnt matter apperantly.

[King Gizzard]

Good

theyre fcking ****e

[Stacey.]

and they can keep them.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

and they can keep them.

I say I lock Tulisa in my basement, Steph locks Fazer in her bathroom, someone can take Dappy for the day and we can switch their flight with Jedward.

That kulz?

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I say I lock Tulisa in my basement, Steph locks Fazer in her bathroom, someone can take Dappy for the day and we can switch their flight with Jedward.

That kulz?

[Stephanie]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I say I lock Tulisa in my basement, Steph locks Fazer in her bathroom, someone can take Dappy for the day and we can switch their flight with Jedward.

That kulz?

pmsl, perfect.

[Smithy]

Don't worry, they wont last and will be back soon enough