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08-07-2010, 03:41 PM
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You can put them in order or not at all depending on your preference.
So which songs do you want to see die in a fire?  Here are my choices. Andrew Lloyd Webber - "Time to Say Goodbye" (toe-curlingly saccharine) Andrew Lloyd Webber - "Pie Jesu" Bananarama - "T'ain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It)" Renee and Renato - "Save Your Love" Brian Adams - "Everything I Do (I Do it For You)" Wheatus - "Teenage Dirtbag" MC Hammer - "Can't Touch This" Jay Z - "99 Problems (But a Bitch Ain't One)" N.E.R.D. - "Lapdance" Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland - "Dilemma" Elton John - "Candle In the Wind '97" Paolo Nutini - "Candy" Phil Collins - "Against all Odds" Whitney Houston - "The Greatest Love of All" Eva Cassidy - "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" Coldplay - "Fix You" Nickelback - "How You Remind Me" Queens of the Stone Age - "No One Knows" The Noisettes - "Never Forget You" R. Kelly - "I Believe I Can Fly" (actually, this would probably be my number 1 most hated if I put them in order) Honourable mentions: Mariah Carey - "Hero" (didn't make the list, because it has some comedy value) Everything Creed ever recorded (ditto)
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis Last edited by BB_Eye; 08-07-2010 at 03:45 PM. |
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08-07-2010, 03:44 PM
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 It's called 'Never Forget You' and it is a great song. 
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08-07-2010, 03:48 PM
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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08-07-2010, 03:47 PM
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somewhere over the rainbow is a great song!
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08-07-2010, 03:52 PM
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Locke.
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You've got some great songs on that list
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08-07-2010, 03:56 PM
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how can you have a list like that when there's songs like Cheeky Girls :\
Fix You, No One Knows, Never Forget You and Teenage Dirtbag are great songs.
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08-07-2010, 04:02 PM
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Songs that are imbued with excessive, childlike sentimentality (power ballads) or haughty, misogynistic swagger (mainstream gangster rap) are what I feel a more passionate dislike towards.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis Last edited by BB_Eye; 08-07-2010 at 04:07 PM. |
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08-07-2010, 04:25 PM
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Trying not to make this too recent, but it would be easy to pick 20 from this year
 ...1. La Roux - Bulletproof 2. Florence + the Machine - You've Got The Love - sick. and. ****ing. tired. of. this. Candi Staton's is infinitely better. 3. "I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac)" - OFFENSIVE. FLEETWOOD ARE GODS. 4. Madonna - Candy Shop - oh god, love, put it away. 5. Professor Green (feat. Lily Allen) - Dub Be Good To Me - Beats International is UNTOUCHABLE. tossers. 6. Beyoncé - Check On It - ew. 7. Westlife - What About Now - another cover, another paycheck for another useless and ****e boyband. 8. Josh Dubovie - That Sounds Good To Me - does it, Pete Waterman? How does a guillotine sound? 9. Rihanna - Unfaithful - her voice in this really grates on me, it has a nails-on-blackboard effect. 10. DJ Ironik feat. a plethora of twats - Tiny Dancer - LEAVE ELTON THE **** ALONE. 11. Young Soul Rebels - I Got Soul - where do I start? The name is a barefaced lie - the artists participating have about as much soul and rebellious nature as Gyles Brandreth, it's a terrible cover of a great song. 12. Robbie Williams - Rudebox - oh dear. 13. David Bowie - God Only Knows - just to be fair...as much as I love him, this was a terrible decision. 14. Akon - Lonely - probably the most irritating song ever. 15. The Crazy Frog - almost as annoying. 16. Any X Factor Finalists cover. You Are Not Alone is marginally worst. 17. Whoever sang it first - Unchained Melody - just cringeworthy. 18. Cliff Richard - The Millenium Prayer - roflroflrofl 19. Anything Geri Halliwell did - "Look At Me" comes to mind. 20. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - never touch Bowie/Queen hooks.
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09-07-2010, 07:41 AM
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I thought I was the only one who thought this. :P I like Florence but she killed that completely. :/
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08-07-2010, 04:30 PM
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08-07-2010, 05:34 PM
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 Whoever told him he could rap deserves to be thrown into the vacuum of space.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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08-07-2010, 07:54 PM
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Chacarron Macarron - El Mudo
You Suffer - Napalm Death (It's literally 2 seconds long LOL) I'm A Rat - Towers of London False Love in Real Life - Emmure One Time - Justin Bieber Airplanes - B.O.B & Hayley Williams Pray for Plagues - Bring Me The Horizon As Palaces Burn - Lamb of God (I like Lamb of God, but that song makes my ears bleed) Weightless - All Time Low Ridin Dirty - Chamillionaire Miracles - Insane Clown Posse (The lyrics alone are enough to make the song ****) Ignorance - Paramore Dance Dance - Fall out Boy Eyeless - Bring Me The Horizon (Worst cover ever created) I Know You Want Me - Pitbull Do You Know Your Enemy - Greenday (I like Greenday but the lyrics are so repetitive and boring) Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse Numb - Linkin Park ft Jay Z (Song was perfect on its own, but Jay Z came and killed it completely) Rockstar - Nickelback Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
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08-07-2010, 08:04 PM
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All the full lists have got decent songs yet there's no mention of those irritating novelty songs like Macarena, Chripy Chripy cheep cheep and Shadapp you face. Get some perspective people
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08-07-2010, 08:25 PM
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Novelty songs are too easy to list and are pretty much agiven, so heres my others
La Roux - Bulletproof Mozarts Clarinet Concerto Wagner - Die Walkure Lady GaGa - Pokerface Andre 3000 - Pink and Blue New Found Glory - I'll Never Love Again Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling Kylie Minogue - Can't get you outta my Head Usher - OMG Tinie Tempah - Pass Out Gorillaz - Dare Led Zepplin - Immigrant Song Cheryl Cole - 3 Words EDIT for moar: Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice Will add more when I think of them Last edited by LemonJam; 10-07-2010 at 01:53 PM. |
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08-07-2010, 08:33 PM
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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08-07-2010, 08:42 PM
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My list of non novelty songs. Replay - Iyaz Smack dat - Akon Right now (na na na) - Akon Sorry blame it on me - Akon Can you see a pattern forming? Will add more later.
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08-07-2010, 10:16 PM
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ZakJam <3~
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EDIT: Oh and just the 2nd movement of the Clarient Concerto really. Just find it dead dire. Quote:
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08-07-2010, 08:28 PM
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*throws things at you for Immigrant Song*
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08-07-2010, 08:30 PM
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08-07-2010, 08:35 PM
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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08-07-2010, 11:37 PM
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This is gonna be hard:/ i might aswell just list most of the songs in the top 40 over the last 4 years :P
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09-07-2010, 03:15 AM
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anything that constitutes as a Britney Spears album track is worthy of a mention also. Email My Heart and Mmm Papi...hahaha
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10-07-2010, 06:19 PM
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Feed The World - Band Aid. Awful song.
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10-07-2010, 06:30 PM
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Speaking of which... A spare bit of change is all that I give How is that gonna help when you've got nowhere to live? Some turn away so they don't see I bet you'd look if that were me How did you fall? Did you fall at all? Is it lonely where you are sleeping in between parked cars? When it thunders where do you hide from the storm? Could you ever forgive my self-pity? When you've got nothing and youire living on the streets of the city I couldn't live without my phone But you don't even have a home LOL
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis Last edited by BB_Eye; 10-07-2010 at 06:36 PM. |
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Top 20 worst songs of all time
Great song.
Hybrid Mode
