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Old 10-08-2010, 08:55 PM #1
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Talking would you invite Josie round for dinner ?

would you have josie round for dinner



unless you are well off, don't dare offer,

Josie is a pac-man, no1 scoffer.

a 3 course starter is first in line,

not forgetting a few lagers, followed by a bottle of wine.

then onto the main course, the list dose stretch,

who ever has dinner with josie, will not leave a skinny retch.

then desert which is real sweet,

the only draw back is you wont be able to see your feet.

once its down its time to relax,

knowing you will pay for the value added waste line tax.

you was very high on the Joe's list,

but with your gutter talk, and you no-romance, eviction i insist.

josie, if the joe lived in a supermarket, i might invite you round for dinner,

sorry i don't, just as well as you need to get thinner.


(the joe is off to watch bb now lol 955pm)
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I don't tend to buy lots of high-calorie, sugary foods... so no. Beside's she's got table manners best suited to the farmyard.
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I would ask her over, and make parmnion sit with her for 4 courses.


Food noise drives him nuts...proper insane
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Food noise drives him nuts...proper insane
LOL... sounds like the meal might be accompanied at some point by a cabaret! Excellent...
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LOL... sounds like the meal might be accompanied at some point by a cabaret! Excellent...
Innit!

I know how to throw a dinner party me lol
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I know how to throw a dinner party me lol
On my list of fantasy dinner parties, I've bumped Stephen Fry and Marianne Faithful down one and slotted you in. Because you're evil. And I really admire that :-)
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On my list of fantasy dinner parties, I've bumped Stephen Fry and Marianne Faithful down one and slotted you in. Because you're evil. And I really admire that :-)
My darling lady..I already professed my wish to marry you...if only you were a fella...you're Eastend too I think I read?

Me, you, Hendrix...Josie, parmnion....stephen (gotta LOVE that man)...maybe we'll throw in some dirty filthy Placebo and Pixies...a few more of your choice, Frankie Boyle (I dunno if I wanna kiss him or kill him? )...Hannibal Lecter...various exes...****e I cant stop lol

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Dont forget when she spilt drink on her dress and said it looked like someone had jized on her.
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Dont forget when she spilt drink on her dress and said it looked like someone had jized on her.
Oh yeah.... Classy.
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