[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i didnt come out i was sort of forced out :/

i was in hospital when i was 16 and i tried it on with this male nurse and he reported me. bastard.

[Niall]

I sorta got outed when I got caught looking at gay porn That was like last year.

I'm only out to my Mum and Dad though.

God forbid me coming out in secondary school. I think I'd be eaten alive in the changing rooms

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who caught you looking at gay porn

i would die if that happened to me lol

[Niall]

Originally Posted by simonsays

who caught you looking at gay porn

i would die if that happened to me lol

Well that b!tch internet explorer didn't have the private browsing button back then. And one day the history got opened by accident and there it was.

I was so embarrassed.

[Shaun]

to friends: I got a bit drunk and decided to tell everyone one-to-one. Bit weird.
to family: they always just *knew*. so my mum asked if I was gay, I said no, she said she wouldn't mind, I said I was bi.

[King Gizzard]

Lol at simply adressing people as 'gays'

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

even though my mum knows im gay shes always like 'oh you need to find yourself a girlfriend'

im like BITCH I LIKE COCK!

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by simonsays

even though my mum knows im gay shes always like 'oh you need to find yourself a girlfriend'

im like BITCH I LIKE COCK!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

^ what did they say

*grabs popcorn and gets cosy*

[Niall]

Originally Posted by simonsays

^ what did they say

*grabs popcorn and gets cosy*

Well my Mum was like:

"OMFG NIALL WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS. THATS DISGUSTING."

But after she got my Dad to install a filter on the computer etc she was like:

"I don't care if your gay I just don't like you watching porn at this age."

Then she gave me a hug and now she won't stop asking if I fancy anyone

My Dad weren't too bothered he just told me stop it and that he didn't care if I was gay either.


The most embarrassing part was when I answered the phone (my Mum lives in Dublin) and she was like "I found an e-mail the other day" (she insists on knowing my passwords ) and I like froze on the sofa and I couldn't feel my legs. I almost fell over when she asked me to give the phone to my Dad

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Me!

Well my Mum was like:

"OMFG NIALL WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS. THATS DISGUSTING."

But after she got my Dad to install a filter on the computer etc she was like:

"I don't care if your gay I just don't like you watching porn at this age."

Then she gave me a hug and now she won't stop asking if I fancy anyone

My Dad weren't too bothered he just told me stop it and that he didn't care if I was gay either.


The most embarrassing part was when I answered the phone (my Mum lives in Dublin) and she was like "I found an e-mail the other day" (she insists on knowing my passwords ) and I like froze on the sofa and I couldn't feel my legs. I almost fell over when she asked me to give the phone to my Dad

Omg you're called Niall too?

How do you say it? Like Neil?

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

Omg you're called Niall too?

How do you say it? Like Neil?

Yeah and you say it like the river Nile.

How come?

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Me!

Yeah and you say like the river Nile.

How come?

Oh right!

Just because the blonde one in One Direction is called that, and I wondered like how you said it that's all :L

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

err ok

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ive never been caught watching porn but the other day i was in asda and there was this hot guy and i was like stood there drooling and my mum kept tutting i was like **** you mophobe

[Niall]

Originally Posted by simonsays

ive never been caught watching porn but the other day i was in asda and there was this hot guy and i was like stood there drooling and my mum kept tutting i was like **** you mophobe

The worst part was I wasn't actually caught, Internet Explorer and Hotmail betrayed me

I know the feeling. I've seen so many hot guys and I've been standing their and thinking in my head, "OMFG why do you wear clothes?!!!"

I'm such a perv

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and what were you watching that was disgusting

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what email

the mystery deepens

[Niall]

Originally Posted by simonsays

what email

the mystery deepens

Well I couldn't exactly keep certain links as favourites. So stealthy me decided to e-mail to an account my Mum monitors. Didn't go well lmfao.

Originally Posted by MTVN

You could have just deleted the internet history in IE

I was lazy

[MTVN]

You could have just deleted the internet history in IE

[Josy]

I deleted a post in here - No insults.

[Mr XcX]

Originally Posted by simonsays

i didnt come out i was sort of forced out :/

i was in hospital when i was 16 and i tried it on with this male nurse and he reported me. bastard.

If I was the male nurse I would do the same thing!!!

You need to be professional

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he loved it

[Niall]

Originally Posted by simonsays

he loved it

So Simon now I've shared my story, what exactly did you do to the man at the hospital

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well its a long story it was a psych ward and i had to have a nurse with me all the time so i was sat with him and i kept asking him if i could go for a cig and he said no he didnt have a lighter so i said i bet you have one in your pocket and he laughed and said no (i interpreted that as an invite to touch his dick) so i did and he was like omfg no way and he told the big boss who sits in the office and does nothing and he told him to report me for sexual assult

he didnt though

anyway its hardly like assult i was 16 he was like 35