[hannah.]

describe as much as possible. even if you don't have a specific type there's probably a kind of person you're more attracted to/end up with

[Iceman]

funny, not attention seeking, kind, laid back, I dunno, someone who's up for a laugh...

[Kerry]

Great sense of humour and MUST make me laugh. I like the manly/stocky type. Usually dark haired. Height doesn't matter. Doesn't take much to be taller than me Caring, loving is about all

[Ninastar]

Nice eyes, smile and is funny /cliche

[LemonJam]

Usually brown eyes and brown hair, skinny and generally cute. Nerdiness is always a plus. I have a thing for East Asians but race doesn't matter for me. I like them kindof edgy and interesting aswell.

In terms of personality, non-judgmental, shy, considerate, socially awkward does it for me.

[Vicky.]

Someone who 'gets' me...as Im quite strange IRL

On top of that, good sense of humour, doesnt take self too seriously

Looks wise, generally dark haired, tall, quite skinny(I HATE loads of muscles on a man)...and gotta have nice eyes

[Stu]

Filthy looking 'alternative' girls. Coloured tights, weird hair, no tanning or foundation - pale skin - but heavy eye makeup and lipstick is totally acceptable. Converse, boots, that sort of thing.

Not scene look, per say, because scenesters are tits. I'm talking more liberal and grungy and less stuck up themselves people.

For men err ... Twiggy Ramirez.

[BB_Eye]

• Smart (lowest common denominator, but still)
• At least a decade older than me and mature looking.
• Either sporty or stocky body type.
• Regional accent, preferably North of England or Scottish (though not essential)
• Confident and personable, but not too emotional.
• Neither excessively chivalrous or unchivalrous
• Left-wing
• Same sense of humour as me (surreal)

Tough to please this one.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Stu

For men err ... Twiggy Ramirez.

*Didn't know you were bi*

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Niall

*Didn't know you were bi*

Get the **** out of here ... really?

I'm loosely pansexual I would say, like. I'd blow the brains out of a small percentage of men - usually ones that look a lot like women anyway - but as far as long term relationships go it's women.

The men is a physical thing only.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Doogle3097

I think I was listening to Hair when I read it as well. But that isn't why I laughed.

It might've been a subconscious reaction!

Originally Posted by Stu

Get the **** out of here ... really?

I'm loosely pansexual I would say, like. I'd blow the brains out of a small percentage of men - usually ones that look a lot like women anyway - but as far as long term relationships go it's women.

The men is a physical thing only.

Yeah really lmao! Well I did think you were bi when you said Jesus was hot in the thread for the Judas video, but I thought that was some sort of religious joke and I dismissed it.

And ohh I get you. Just a sexual thing then hehe.

Well whenever I think about a woman sexually I'm just like omfg ew ahjskdhf

[hannah.]

Originally Posted by Stu

Get the **** out of here ... really?

I'm loosely pansexual I would say, like. I'd blow the brains out of a small percentage of men - usually ones that look a lot like women anyway - but as far as long term relationships go it's women.

The men is a physical thing only.

flip reverse the genders and you are me

[Stu]

Originally Posted by hannah.

flip reverse the genders and you are me

Oh wow.

I ****ing love this thread .

[Ramsay]

as long as they have a vaj ill do them
im pretty worried in the fact that i have absoulutly no standards whatsoever

[Locke.]

Originally Posted by hannah.

flip reverse the genders and you are me

[Doogle]

Idc about looks as long as she's not so ugly she makes onions cry.

It's all about personality. Someone with a sense of humour, nice, kind but at the same time can defend herself and isn't a complete pushover. I think I have that right now at least anyway.

[MTVN]

Someone who doesnt really take themselves that seriously, I dont like girls that are always trying to please or whatever erm.. cute/funny/other cliches, not too tall & I'd prefer them to be quite intelligent, although it's not that important

[Chuck]

Skater boy looking, usually brown eyes, a bit tanned, dark hair, not much taller or shorter than me, age between 18-23, if you smoke weed is a plus, perfect teeth is a MUST, a bit fit but not too much, as long as you're not fat, it's ok I guess.

Funny, unpretentious, cultured, inteligent, not very ambicious, must enjoy having an intense social life, friendly, sexy without realizing it, must enjoy travelling around the world, must get on with my friends and let me go out with them without him, must be very tolerant because I'm hard work and interested in living in a big city. ( 8 million people minumum ).

[hannah.]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

Skater boy looking, usually brown eyes, a bit tanned, dark hair, not much taller or shorter than me, age between 18-23, if you smoke weed is a plus, perfect teeth is a MUST, a bit fit but not too much, as long as you're not fat, it's ok I guess.

Funny, unpretentious, cultured, inteligent, not very ambicious, must enjoy having an intense social life, friendly, sexy without realizing it, must enjoy travelling around the world, must get on with my friends and let me go out with them without him, must be very tolerant because I'm hard work and interested in living in a big city. ( 8 million people minumum ).

bloody hell your sig!

[MeMyselfAndI]

Originally Posted by hannah.

bloody hell your sig!

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by hannah.

bloody hell your sig!

[Stu]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

if you smoke weed is a plus.

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

unpretentious.

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by Stu

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

S̶k̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶u̶s̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶e̶y̶e̶s̶,̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶d̶a̶r̶k̶ ̶h̶a̶i̶r̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶t̶a̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶r̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶m̶e̶,̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶w̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶1̶8̶-̶2̶3̶,̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶m̶o̶k̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶l̶u̶s̶,̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶f̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶t̶e̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶M̶U̶S̶T̶,̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶t̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶,̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶,̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶o̶k̶ ̶I̶ ̶g̶u̶e̶s̶s̶.̶
̶ ̶F̶u̶n̶n̶y̶,̶ ̶u̶n̶p̶r̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶u̶s̶,̶ ̶c̶u̶l̶t̶u̶r̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶l̶i̶g̶e̶n̶t̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶a̶m̶b̶i̶c̶i̶o̶u̶s̶,̶ ̶m̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶n̶j̶o̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶n̶s̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶,̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶i̶z̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶t̶,̶ ̶m̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶n̶j̶o̶y̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶v̶e̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶,̶ ̶m̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶,̶ ̶
m̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶l̶e̶r̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶e̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶c̶i̶t̶y̶.̶ ̶(̶ ̶8̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶u̶m̶u̶m̶ ̶)̶.

Must have penis. a̶n̶y̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶. Age 12+

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by Smithy