[CharlieO]

Ok so I have a petit story for you all.

I was walking into the local village near to my school in order to buy myself a salad for dinner from the local cafe as one does.
There are two routes into the town, one down a main road and one which navigates down a suburban street and an alley way and then past a playground. I generally take the later option as the school does not permit us to walk this way therefore I do not bump into anyone. I do not like to go the main way because I go alone and people laugh at me for being alone, I do not care that they do this but I prefer to avoid it (also I can sing along to my music if I go the other way, which I do enjoy).
Anyway well this walk to town is roughly 20 minutes long, on the way there I get to town fine and everything and buy my salad.
However on my way back is where it got tricky, I was walking down the road about 5 minutes in to the way back and I see 2 girls turning right, they see me. They then stop turning right and walk into the playground. I walk past the playground and then they wolf whistle at me like 5 times. I just walk on as if I do not here but I am at this point feeling very uncomfortable.
These girls lets just say weren't the kind of girls that had a terrible amount going for them, a little large and scary.

Why are they trying to ruin my secret route into town, which I take when I don't want to eat the foul school food. This has happened more than once and the other time some hippo shouted you're hot at me. I know I probably should be grateful but it just makes me feel so horrible and awkward. Why are they doing this

[CharlieO]

I am bumping this because it is an interesting story ok.

[GypsyGoth]

They just think of you as a piece of ass.

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

They just think of you as a piece of ass.

I feel so degraded. :'(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you should have cocked your leg and pissed on a lamp post

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by Scott

you should have cocked your leg and pissed on a lamp post

I will keep that in mind for next time.

[Z]

shout THANKS! back and smirk while you do it so if they're taking the piss it looks like you're in on the joke and if they're not then you look like the kind of bad boy that girls crave. Win/win

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by Zee

shout THANKS! back and smirk while you do it so if they're taking the piss it looks like you're in on the joke and if they're not then you look like the kind of bad boy that girls crave. Win/win

I do not want them craving me thank you very much

[Petershaw1984]

They want a bit of Charlie boy

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by CharlieO

I was walking into the local village near to my school in order to buy myself a salad for dinner from the local cafe as one does.

That opening line was just too hard hitting that I had to stop reading.

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by Patrick

That opening line was just too hard hitting that I had to stop reading.

Glad to hear it, the rest of the story probably was pretty relatable to you though. I assume you usually go for those types of 'birds'.