[Smithy]

One Direction 'One Thing':
The new Beatles? Cockroaches more like.

Cover Drive 'Twilight':
Cliche-riddled drivel from Barbados proving conclusively that Rihanna is the only Barbadian star the world needs.

Nicki Minaj 'Starships': ()
Oh Nicki! From hip-hop pioneer to hopping on the commercial club bandwagon. A shocking pop smash.

Olly Murs 'Oh My Goodness':
There appears to be no light at the end of the tunnel of Mur-related bleakness.

Flo Rida 'Good Feeling':
No one is safe and nothing is sacred as Flo Rida plunders music history to score cheap, disposable hits. This one doesn't even have Sia on it.

Cher Lloyd 'Want U Back':
Third single, first flop. Oh well, that was that etc.

Justin Bieber 'Boyfriend':
PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP.

Jessie J 'Laser Light':
As her fame grows, her standards slip. 'Price Tag' it ain't.

Keane 'Silenced By The Night':
Trying to sound like The Killers, it's still wet, limp, simpering nonsense.

Madonna 'Girl Gone Wild':
She can do better - can't she?

Jason Mraz 'I Won't Give Up':
This Jack Johnson wannabe just doesn't know when to quit - as he freely admits here.

Paris Hilton 'Drunk Text':
It's so awful, there's no video for this one. Trust us, you're safer not hearing this awful excuse for 'music'. We've listened so you don't have to.

LMFAO 'Sorry For Party Rocking':
A meaningless apology.

Alexandra Burke 'Elephant': ()
As subtle as the animal it's named after, did she really win a TV talent contest to churn out autotuned filler like this?

Chris Brown 'Turn Up The Music':
Not only is this awful human being still allowed to make music, he scored his first No.1 with this chronic track. Funny old world.

Rihanna feat. Chris Brown 'Birthday Cake':
Less enjoyable than being punched repeatedly in the face on the way to an award ceremony.

Madonna 'Give Me All Your Luvin':
Hopes were so high! The reality was so low...

Tulisa 'Young':
Considering what she did to promote her debut single, we dread to think what Tulisa is cooking up for her album release...

Dappy 'Rockstar':
Oh Brian May. We expected more of you. We had no such hopes for Dappy, however.

Accurate article is accurate

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Pretty much every single that has made number one

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by DrunkerThanMoses

Pretty much every single that has made number one

Titanium and Gotye were both great #1's

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Titanium and Gotye were both great #1's

What the hell is a Gotye?

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by DrunkerThanMoses

What the hell is a Gotye?

Youtube video

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Youtube video

Its awful

[Roy Mars III]

LMFAO 'Sorry For Party Rocking

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

alex on that list

[Jake.]

Starships is great! But Madonna needs to book herself into a retirement home if she keeps on churni.g out this sh*t

[Me. I Am Salman]

David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium

Stooshe - Love Me

[Maia]

Who wrote this amazing article

[Black Dagger]

Sorry for Party Rocking is stunning.

KMT Mr Article Writer.

[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Sorry for Party Rocking is stunning.

KMT Mr Article Writer.

best song that has come out in five years

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Roy Mars III

best song that has come out in five years

Neighbours complain, saying turn it down.

[Maia]

Sorry For Party Rocking is possibly the worst thing I have ever heard

And that's coming from someone who loved Party Rock Anthem

[Samuel.]

Kanye West - Theraflu/Mercy

[Sam:)]

Sorry for Party Rocking is a ****ing disgrace... Look at Party Rock Anthem and then this piece of ****

[Me. I Am Salman]

Sorry For Party Rocking and Party Rock are both terrible
I'm Sexy & I Know It >>>>>

[Smithy]

Party Rock Anthem is also a piece of **** what is wrong with you people

[Kate!]

Definitely Sorry for Party Rocking. ****e.

[Marc]

I like cover drive

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ffs are people actually deabating which lmfao song is the best i want to die

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

deabating

[Patrick]

Any single that has been Number One other than Gotye - and I genuinely mean that.

If 'Call Me Maybe' gets Number One this week then that can join Gotye in the bearable Number Ones of this year.

[Jords]

Thing is with these kinda articles they get written to ruffle feathers and to mock the bigger stars.

Lets be honest;
Cover Drive havnt upset anybody.
Yes Nick Minaj sold old but Starships is a TUNEEE.
Flo Rida's "Good Feeling" was huge and its only be shunned because people think Avicii's "Levels" is the cooler alternate.
As much as I dont like the Bieber, Boyfriend is a good quality song.
And then "Young" by Tulisa is hardly poor, its a fun dancey track and its only here because its Tulisa and the sex-tape.

I can see why the others made the list. Although I do like Elephant