[Petershaw1984]

What headlines will we be seeing during bb?

I imagine something like

Housemates perform live sex show
(When in reality all they did was kiss.)

(insert name) will sign up for I'm a celeb

[Scarlett.]

BIG BRO STEAMY ROMP IN THE KITCHEN

You just know there will be some version of that this summer

[Black Dagger]

Zilch.

Only Daily Star really do news on Big Brother, and they mainly leave that to the back pages.

I used to love when loads of papers reported every day, and one of the papers did some daily favourites thing, I forgot who reported it, I think she was called The Black Widow or st.

[Callum]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I used to love when loads of papers reported every day, and one of the papers did some daily favourites thing, I forgot who reported it, I think she was called The Black Widow or st.

Yeah, I remember that and she used to have arrows next to the housemates on whether they had gone up in her estimations or down. I think it was in The Sun. Shame it doesn't get coverage like that anymore and likely never will again.

[Jordan.]

VOICE OF BIG BRUV SET TO KINKY UP NARRATION



BRIAN DOWLING FORCED TO RE-TOWIE SHOW WITH TAN



BB STAR JOSIE GIBSON TO RETURN FOR JABBA THE HUT TASK

[Black Dagger]

OMG, Jordan

[*mazedsalv**]

Fury at Outrageous Sexy Romp Under Covers
Big Bother
Sex Den Spices Up BB
Naked Shenanigans
FIX

[Me. I Am Salman]

Originally Posted by *mazedsalv**

Fury at Outrageous Sexy Romp Under Covers
Big Bother
Sex Den Spices Up BB
Naked Shenanigans
FIX

Tbh this is 110% likely

[Sam:)]

BIG BRUV TO BE SEXED UP WITH THE NEW SEX ADDICT ****** HM!

"insert name" PREGNANT AFTER UNSEEN ROMP IN BIGBRUV HOT TUB

-evicted housemate name- WE HAD AN UNAIRED ORGY IN THE DIARY ROOM!?!

BB'S-name- IS ALREADY CONTRACTED TO WIN!

[Petershaw1984]

Originally Posted by Sam:)

BIG BRUV TO BE SEXED UP WITH THE NEW SEX ADDICT ****** HM!

"insert name" PREGNANT AFTER UNSEEN ROMP IN BIGBRUV HOT TUB

-evicted housemate name- WE HAD AN UNAIRED ORGY IN THE DIARY ROOM!?!

BB'S-name- IS ALREADY CONTRACTED TO WIN!

One if not all of these will happen

[Mrluvaluva]

Buxom big brother babes steamy three in a bed drunken romp

Where's my thread - The Daily Star.

[Scarlett.]

I ****ing despise the word romp

[Niamh.]

Is that a headline Chewy or just your thoughts on the word romp?

[Scarlett.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Is that a headline Chewy or just your thoughts on the word romp?

Just my thoughts It's a really annoying word

[King Gizzard]

''Bestiality allegations rock Big Brother''

[Andrew.]

HOUSEMATES BUILD SEX DEN IN BIG BRUV DIARY ROOM

ROMPFEST FOR BIG BRUVS ____, _____ and _____

BIG BRUVS ____ 'WAS A JAPANEESE TRANSVESTITE HOOKER' EX HUSBAND CONFIRMS

NAUGHTY BRUV: _____ MASTURBATES IN THE DARK

BRUV GONE WIL HOUSEMATES HAVE ORGY WHEN LIGHTS GO OFF

[Kizzy]

Its real love...not made up love for magazine deal love says evicted in weeks 3 and 4 housemates

[Jordan.]

Bet we'll get a housemate 'bullying' story when they're evicted too.

[Tregard]

The word "Romp" used copiously.

[Petershaw1984]

Jedward in sensational return to the house!

Denise welch to return as big mother

[Petershaw1984]

Jedward in sensational return to the house!

Denise welch to return as big mother

[Mrluvaluva]

Highly unlikely I know....

[armand.kay]

sex crazed housemates orgy in steamy jacuzzi!!!
When in reality the housemates just went in the jacuzzi.

[Scotty07]

HOLLYWOOD ACTOR AND ACTRESS TO ENTER THE BB HOUSE WITH NUDIST COUPLE

One Hollywood actor and actress will enter the Big Brother house this coming Friday alongside a twenty something nudist couple as ratings fell to an all time low yesterday. With it's expensive Las Vegas themed house and what they'd hoped to have been the most exciting mix of housemates chosen to date in the shows controversial twelve years history, C5 bosses have been left bitterly disappointed as they've failed to live up to their expectations and as a result many bored viewers have been quickly switching off in their thousands.

There are also rumours that the as yet unknown actor, actress and nudist couple will be involved in a twist that will see them breaking the hearts and dreams of three unlucky housemates, as the public will get the chance to secretly vote to save their favourites. The three with the lowest votes will be told by the informed new housemates to go to the diary room one by one, before Big Brother themselves break the news to them that they must secretly leave immediately with no goodbyes to their fellow housemates. C5 are confident that they can bring back those many lost viewers and attract many more in an attempt to boost the ratings considerably.

We spoke to a few Big Brother purists yesterday and they told us that the lack of any live feed is one of the many main causes of the shows demise. We put this to C5 and they rejected it strongly with the following statement "Live feed is no longer the way foward for the show and a fresh editing approach is always essential in order to attract a new generation of Big Brother fans and we are still confident the show can be bigger and better than it's ever been before.