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10-05-2014, 05:22 PM
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As many of you know I fell flat on my face and broke my nose... as you do. tomorrow I have a family event so thought why not get a haircut, spruce myself up.
I asked for crew cut she gave me cone head. I then went to boots to buy fake tan as I need to cover up all this brusing on my face. I thought why not go all out and look all exotic. As I applied the tan, it kept getting darker and darker till finally I looked Somalian. I tried scrubbing my face but nothing! Then noticed my eyebrows and eyelashes were brown. So right now im sat in front of a handheld mirror applying mascara to my eyebrows. I must say the sales girl at Boots was very unsympathetic. How do I get this stuff off my face coz I look like ive been rolling around in sh!t. Last edited by daniel-lewis-1985; 10-05-2014 at 05:26 PM. |
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10-05-2014, 05:23 PM
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 I have no advice, sorry. But this is all quite hilarious 
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10-05-2014, 05:27 PM
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I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.
I do the dumbest sh!t. My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her. |
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10-05-2014, 05:28 PM
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10-05-2014, 07:07 PM
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A conehead Somalian with a broken nose. Oh dear. 
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12-05-2014, 06:58 PM
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12-05-2014, 09:19 PM
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10-05-2014, 05:28 PM
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I think you can buy fake tan corrector in Boots? If not, I think lemon juice can correct small mistakes but I'm not so sure you should scrub your face with something so acidic. Maybe a photo would help us advise you? 
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10-05-2014, 05:29 PM
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10-05-2014, 05:29 PM
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10-05-2014, 05:31 PM
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My god im the elephant man  but brown.
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10-05-2014, 05:34 PM
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10-05-2014, 05:37 PM
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Lemon juice is quite good for removing fake tan. I've removed streaks with it. Good luck!
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10-05-2014, 05:56 PM
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10-05-2014, 05:59 PM
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Last edited by daniel-lewis-1985; 10-05-2014 at 05:59 PM. |
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10-05-2014, 05:57 PM
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10-05-2014, 05:58 PM
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You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.
Im cursed!!! Last edited by daniel-lewis-1985; 10-05-2014 at 06:00 PM. |
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10-05-2014, 06:03 PM
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10-05-2014, 06:04 PM
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10-05-2014, 07:33 PM
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Use a facial scrub or face mask that will tone it down
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11-05-2014, 01:03 AM
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