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Old 10-05-2014, 05:22 PM #1
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Default Help! Fake tan disater!!!!
As many of you know I fell flat on my face and broke my nose... as you do. tomorrow I have a family event so thought why not get a haircut, spruce myself up.

I asked for crew cut she gave me cone head. I then went to boots to buy fake tan as I need to cover up all this brusing on my face. I thought why not go all out and look all exotic.

As I applied the tan, it kept getting darker and darker till finally I looked Somalian.

I tried scrubbing my face but nothing! Then noticed my eyebrows and eyelashes were brown. So right now im sat in front of a handheld mirror applying mascara to my eyebrows. I must say the sales girl at Boots was very unsympathetic.

How do I get this stuff off my face coz I look like ive been rolling around in sh!t.
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I have no advice, sorry. But this is all quite hilarious
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I have no advice, sorry. But this is all quite hilarious
This

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I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.

I do the dumbest sh!t.

My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
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I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.

I do the dumbest sh!t.

My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
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My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.


A conehead Somalian with a broken nose. Oh dear.
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I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.

I do the dumbest sh!t.

My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
sorry but this actually cracked me up. I'm sat in my chair wetting myself with laughter.
 
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Wetting yourself? lol how polite of you.
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I think you can buy fake tan corrector in Boots? If not, I think lemon juice can correct small mistakes but I'm not so sure you should scrub your face with something so acidic.

Maybe a photo would help us advise you?
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I think you can buy fake tan corrector in Boots? If not, I think lemon juice can correct small mistakes but I'm not so sure you should scrub your face with something so acidic.

Maybe a photo would help us advise you?
Well I might aswell just throw acid in my face.

My god im the elephant man but brown.
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Well I might aswell just throw acid in my face.

My god im the elephant man but brown.
I'm sure it will fade in time, Daniel.
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Lemon juice is quite good for removing fake tan. I've removed streaks with it. Good luck!
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You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
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You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
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You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
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You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
Are you sure you took your sheets to the dry cleaners, how posh!

Use a facial scrub or face mask that will tone it down
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