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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985
You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.
Im cursed!!!
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Are you sure you took your sheets to the dry cleaners, how posh!
Use a facial scrub or face mask that will tone it down
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'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages'
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Originally Posted by Beso
Livelier than Izaaz, and hes got 2 feet.
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