[reece(:]

"my music is vaccination for all my loyal patients"
Becky G - Play It Again

"steaming like a pot full of vegetables"
Sabi in Drop Dread Beautiful by Britney

[Marsh.]

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[Smithy]

You just had a salad today, boulangerie

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Smithy

You just had a salad today, boulangerie

[Joelle.]

The Subway advert rap from Braveheart

"I'm talkin bout fresh, I'm talkin bout lettuce..."

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Juan_Sheet

The Subway advert rap from Braveheart

"I'm talkin bout fresh, I'm talkin bout lettuce..."

Thankfully I can't understand when she says that part so I can listen through just bopping to the beat

[Joelle.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Thankfully I can't understand when she says that part so I can listen through just bopping to the beat

Its a lessor flaw in an otherwise flawfree pussy poppin bop

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Juan_Sheet

Its a lessor flaw in an otherwise flawfree pussy poppin bop

Welcome to the Jungle is much better anyway

[Joelle.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Welcome to the Jungle is much better anyway

I see no lies

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Welcome to the Jungle is much better anyway

"When you're hungry then I'll be your cow"

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Juan_Sheet

The Subway advert rap from Braveheart

"I'm talkin bout fresh, I'm talkin bout lettuce..."

I was just coming to post this

[Jordan.]

"I just wanna be free, I just wanna be me and I want lots of friends that invite me to their parties" :mooriah:

Basically the whole of Hair is a cringey mess but I like it anyway

[Smithy]

Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs

girl what

[Z]

"Sold out arenas you can suck my penis" makes me cringe EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR IT in Talk Dirty

[Joelle.]

Originally Posted by Z

"Sold out arenas you can suck my penis" makes me cringe EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR IT in Talk Dirty

Pretty sure he name drops someone every other line on Trumpets, which makes me cringe. Kanye, Coldplay and Katy Perry spring to mind. God hes just terrible

[Kizzy]

One thing I ask of you
Let me be the one you back that ass to
Go, from Malibu, to Paris, boo
Yeah, I had a bitch, but she ain't bad as you
So hit me up when you pass through
I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two

Blurred lines

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

"steaming like a pot full of vegetables"
Sabi in Drop Dread Beautiful by Britney

Beat me too it

[Ammi]

..every breath you take, every move you make..I'll be watching you/stalker..Sting..

[Me. I Am Salman]

Originally Posted by reece(:

"steaming like a pot full of vegetables"
Sabi in Drop Dread Beautiful by Britney

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Beat me too it

everyone knows Britney's funniest lyric is I smell your breath, it makes me cry, I wonder how I lived my life [IMG]http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********[/IMG]

[Marsh.]

That Ed Sheeran 'Little Things' song he wrote for 1D. Makes me want to wretch, every single line.

[Z]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

That Ed Sheeran 'Little Things' song he wrote for 1D. Makes me want to wretch, every single line.

Oh the one that gets me is the line Louis sings

Also cringe at the "chinny chin chins" bit in Kiss You

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Z

Oh the one that gets me is the line Louis sings

Also cringe at the "chinny chin chins" bit in Kiss You

"You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me"

You can just imagine the teenagers getting all wet over this.

[Z]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

"You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me"

You can just imagine the teenagers getting all wet over this.

It's a combination of his damp squib voice and the fact going to bed with a cup of tea is just not something teenagers do, it just makes me cringe so hard. Otherwise I actually think it's their best song but that one line ruins it for me so much.

Also Niamh's post about the Rihanna song and her daughter singing along has reminded me of the time in Germany when I was in a 5th grade class and they were having their last day with their teacher and they were doing a 'fashion show' and one kid had to bring music to play and one of the songs was Taio Cruz - Hangover. Hearing 9 year old German children sing "I GOT A HANGOVER, OOH WAH OH OH, I BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH FOR SURE!" is so cringe worthy, I was mortified!!

[Ammi]

..not cringy but I always thought I Am The Walrus lyrics were quite dumb...



I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

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Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

That Ed Sheeran 'Little Things' song he wrote for 1D. Makes me want to wretch, every single line.