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"steaming like a pot full of vegetables"
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"I'm talkin bout fresh, I'm talkin bout lettuce..."
Thankfully I can't understand when she says that part so I can listen through just bopping to the beat
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Its a lessor flaw in an otherwise flawfree pussy poppin bop
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I was just coming to post this
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Basically the whole of Hair is a cringey mess but I like it anyway
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Pretty sure he name drops someone every other line on Trumpets, which makes me cringe. Kanye, Coldplay and Katy Perry spring to mind. God hes just terrible
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Oh the one that gets me is the line Louis sings

Also cringe at the "chinny chin chins" bit in Kiss You
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Also cringe at the "chinny chin chins" bit in Kiss You
"You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me"

You can just imagine the teenagers getting all wet over this.
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And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me"

You can just imagine the teenagers getting all wet over this.
It's a combination of his damp squib voice and the fact going to bed with a cup of tea is just not something teenagers do, it just makes me cringe so hard. Otherwise I actually think it's their best song but that one line ruins it for me so much.

Also Niamh's post about the Rihanna song and her daughter singing along has reminded me of the time in Germany when I was in a 5th grade class and they were having their last day with their teacher and they were doing a 'fashion show' and one kid had to bring music to play and one of the songs was Taio Cruz - Hangover. Hearing 9 year old German children sing "I GOT A HANGOVER, OOH WAH OH OH, I BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH FOR SURE!" is so cringe worthy, I was mortified!!
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..not cringy but I always thought I Am The Walrus lyrics were quite dumb...



I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

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Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

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Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
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