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BB15 Big Brother 15 - aka Big Brother: Power Trip. The launch date was Thursday 5th June 2014. Discuss the series won by Helen Wood here.
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Old 07-07-2014, 01:58 PM #1
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Santa says: Have you been a good girl this year?
Danielle says: erm? you mean like...Good in bed?
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Danielle: Oh weay, I've not had a stuffing since last Christmas!
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I am sorry darling but not even Santa can give you your Hymen back.
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Santa says: Would you like me to give you a present Danielle?
Danielle says: Yes please Santa.
Santa says: Here you go! ( he hands over toya's new deodorant spray called Fanny) 69p a can or two for a £1 from pound stretchers.
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Santa says lustfully: Well helloooo Danielle.
Daniel says: Hello Santa.
Santa then slips his hand down Danielle's back twangs her knicker elastic and says: Call me Rolf.
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Santa: Now were did i put that stick of rock?
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Santa says: Ah it's Danielle the quiet one of the house. Ok dear let me help you with your shyness. Frown if your a virgin and laugh like a hyena if your not.
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Danielle tells Santa all about the 'Aristocats' she got to meet at finishing school..
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Santa says to Danielle: You do know that the anagram for Santa is Satan.
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..OMG, Santa has one as well..giggle/giggle...(Danielle’s penis journey continues..)...
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Santa says: So it's a deal? you leave out some cookies and a glass of milk for me tonight and i will defo come down your chimney.
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Santa says to Danielle: So you don't believe in me or Christmas? wtf? next you'll be telling me your a virgin and the world is fekin flat!
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Danielle: 'You know what's similar between me and a Christmas turkey, Santa?'
Christopher: 'No my dear, what's that?'
Danielle: 'Once you're done with the thighs and breasts, you've got a bin which everybody sticks their greasy bones in'
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Danielle: "That'll cost you at least £10"
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