[arista]

No fella
do not eat chips
Eat Fish.



Madame Wave your Fists at the buggers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ins-towns.html

[Liam-]

Yes, get rid of them all.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Yes, get rid of them all.

No it seems there are to many
in some areas
so reduce those places.

[Niamh.]

No, absolutely not

[arista]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

No, absolutely not

So you want a child in the Garden
to be Killed then?

while the Mum is doing the Washing

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by arista

So you want a child in the Garden
to be Killed then?

while the Mum is doing the Washing

The mom could put the child in the washing machine to keep him safe from the killer sea gulls

[arista]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

The mom could put the child in the washing machine to keep him safe from the killer sea gulls

Merging into another crazy thread

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

The mom could put the child in the washing machine to keep him safe from the killer sea gulls

Aaah I do love a good crossover thread.

[Scarlett.]

Kill the buggers, one divebombed me the other day.

[Crimson Dynamo]

We should be eating them tbh

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

We should be eating them tbh

Yes I think they are a Good Cooked Bird

[Scarlett.]

No, we must eliminate them all, it's the only way to be sure.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Chewy

No, we must eliminate them all, it's the only way to be sure.

No Chewy I get the feeling they have gone for you
while getting open chips.


Just Wave your Fist at them

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Chewy

No, we must eliminate them all, it's the only way to be sure.

[armand.kay]

no.

[LukeB]

No

[Benjamin]

Seal Gull?

Do you mean Sea Gull?

[arista]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Seal Gull?

Do you mean Sea Gull?

Thanks Ben Corrected



Life In The Fast Lane

[Crimson Dynamo]

To be 100% correct they are just Gulls

A Sea Gull does not exist

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

To be 100% correct they are just Gulls

A Sea Gull does not exist

Yes I know they are Gulls
but so many sea them as Sea Gulls

[Crimson Dynamo]

Here a happy, carefree Neem arrives at Cork harbour after a brief visit to Bangor to buy tights and facecreams. Although she is slightly intoxicated she gets a nasty shock...

Youtube video

[arista]

Yes LT
a Great Technicolor Film

[user104658]

As for the gulls, what are we killing them with? If it's using the old urban legend, in which feeding a seagull a chip stuffed full of baking soda causes the bird to explode in a shower of blood and feathers (due, apparently, to the highly concentrated stomach acid of gulls) then I have to say... I'm all for it. Do it in city centres at around 2am on a weekend. Spectacular.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

As for the gulls, what are we killing them with? If it's using the old urban legend, in which feeding a seagull a chip stuffed full of baking soda causes the bird to explode in a shower of blood and feathers (due, apparently, to the highly concentrated stomach acid of gulls) then I have to say... I'm all for it. Do it in city centres at around 2am on a weekend. Spectacular.

I think they're planing on targeting their nests rather than the birds temselves

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I think they're planing on targeting their nests rather than the birds temselves

I genuinely don't want to sound stupid but... Won't they just build a new nest?

Or are we talking about murdering their children and leaving them for the parent gulls to come home and find?? A horror scene! Guts, beaks and baking soda everywhere??

We want them to stop attacking us, not rise up and kill us all...

Maybe what's called for is a more diplomatic approach. Get these gulls talking, find some common ground.