[hbk4894]

just for the hell of it

mine was

Come on , i dont need this , talking to my computer as it was taking its time loading up.

[LukeB]

I need lucozade

[Dollface]

"What's wrong Bijou? You're staring into space"

[Crimson Dynamo]

There is noone there lassie

to the dog who was barking at the dark window

[kirklancaster]

"Faster sweetheart but be careful with your teeth"

Spoiler:

To my wife because we were going out and the taxi was waiting, but she was giving her teeth a final polish.

[Shaun]

"She was annoying me"

(put my cat downstairs who was in my room bc of the fireworks)

[Jordan.]

I like to look at them but the noise is annoying

(nod)

[Niamh.]

It's like the charger is draining the battery instead of charging it - to Gav about my tablet

[Xtopher]

You have to edge it for it to cut right.

[zakman440]

Calm dog, they're only fireworks.

[Denver]

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Dok it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

... this is what I have children for... to make the pot of tea after supper

you are a bad son

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Mokka

... this is what I have children for... to make the pot of tea after supper

you are a bad son

She should make me tea

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

I sincerely hope your DID NOT speak to your mother like that

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I sincerely hope your DID NOT speak to your mother like that

Father LT and Mutha Mokka agree... you are grounded young man

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Mokka

Father LT and Mutha Mokka agree... you are grounded young man

I will put him over my knee and tan his bloody arse

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

Mock?

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

just glad she didn't ask for a biscuit as well


To my eldest

Did you put the bins out love?

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

did you really say that to your mum?

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Dollface

did you really say that to your mum?

I did but its a joke.

That's how our relationship is we are always saying nasty stuff to each other then laugh about it.

However she always waits till i go into the kitchen then shouts "I will have a drink"

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

She should have said this when you were crying for a bottle when you were a baby hoe!

[Daniel-X]

'*wretching* I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick' - In response to my dog literally just vomiting on the rug

[T*]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

um

[Marsh.]

"Cheers, I'll ring you on Saturday."

[Livia]

For God's sake Reg, you'll have me over.

I was getting something out of the fridge and my cat always thinks its for him.