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Old 11-11-2016, 12:07 PM #1
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Default I need a Conchita to do my meals, as I am too busy

She just has to cook the Lobster
make the Kenya Tea


she does not need English lingo



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a conchita?
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a conchita?

yes they do the Meals and Hoover etc
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Another CEO
has one
she gets paid in CASH


I love CASH
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This is a Conchita USA
Now Living in the fast Lane


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Or you could pre prepare your own meals and freeze you lazy ****
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Or you could pre prepare your own meals and freeze you lazy ****

I am not Lazy


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Fresh food is what my Body needs
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You need a good Russian lady or a Slovenian - they work hard and play hard and love cash money
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Here you go LT.

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As long as she knows her way around a hoover
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She's Austrian

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No johnny I want female
not a male
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Yes LT


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due to our security
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She might be named Maria. or Gabriella. Or Juanita.

Have you thought of that?

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You can't be too rushed off your feet if you still manage to get on here tbh
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