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Old 05-10-2018, 01:00 PM #1
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A monkey hitting keys at random on a laptop keyboard for an infinite amount of time will type all of Rob's books, the Harry Potter Books and Delia Smith's Christmas with no spelling mistakes.

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Hmmm... what are the mathematical chances of them getting all the words in the first sentence of the first chapter of any book, in the right order? Do the maths, someone.

Serious question... is that our Rob? Really?
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I'm going to give one of Rob's books a try.
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Wow... I'm so impressed. What a talented bunch on here.

I'm going to give one of Rob's books a try.
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"Football fever has Harmschapel in its grip. After decades of failure, Harmschapel F.C has made it to the County Cup final. All hopes are resting on the team’s talented new striker Scott Jennings bringing victory to the village, but the match threatens to bring deep-rooted rivalries to the surface."


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"Football fever has Harmschapel in its grip. After decades of failure, Harmschapel F.C has made it to the County Cup final. All hopes are resting on the team’s talented new striker Scott Jennings bringing victory to the village, but the match threatens to bring deep-rooted rivalries to the surface."


#ladsladslads
I'm a West Ham fan, I know nothing about football.
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Don't forget about Our Dezzendra.
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Delia Smith wow i used to Always watch her cooking show back in my youth
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tf is theorum?

a type of covfefe?
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a type of covfefe?
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noun: theorem; plural noun: theorems

a general proposition not self-evident but proved by a chain of reasoning; a truth established by means of accepted truths.
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so now you know how to spell it

correct the title, Covfefe
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correct the title, Covfefe
No one likes a smartarse, 2S. Especially another smartarse....
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believe me I wasn't proud of that but LT annoys me so much sometimes, anything will do to have a pop at him
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believe me I wasn't proud of that but LT annoys me so much sometimes, anything will do to have a pop at him
He is annoying. It's all part of his charm.
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I KNEW i was doing something right on this forum
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getting rise out of people online for kicks?
something must be lacking in your life go into politics, Ukip always need new candidates
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What you have to bear in mind 2S, is that LT is pretty much The Infinite Monkey.

And completely off topic, can I just say how much I enjoy the parade of hot men that pass through your avi from day to day. Very decorative.
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What you have to bear in mind 2S, is that LT is pretty much The Infinite Monkey.

And completely off topic, can I just say how much I enjoy the parade of hot men that pass through your avi from day to day. Very decorative.
you're spot on

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Of course its plausible with infinite time, but I would be willing to wager that the time it would take for the exact combination (given the amount of characters), the universe would end first.
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Reading posts on here I believe a group of monkeys could do a much better job
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Let LT do the jokes

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