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Old 05-10-2018, 01:00 PM #1
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A monkey hitting keys at random on a laptop keyboard for an infinite amount of time will type all of Rob's books, the Harry Potter Books and Delia Smith's Christmas with no spelling mistakes.

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Hmmm... what are the mathematical chances of them getting all the words in the first sentence of the first chapter of any book, in the right order? Do the maths, someone.

Serious question... is that our Rob? Really?
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Delia Smith wow i used to Always watch her cooking show back in my youth
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sure is


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Wow... I'm so impressed. What a talented bunch on here.

I'm going to give one of Rob's books a try.
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Wow... I'm so impressed. What a talented bunch on here.

I'm going to give one of Rob's books a try.
Go for Touch

"Football fever has Harmschapel in its grip. After decades of failure, Harmschapel F.C has made it to the County Cup final. All hopes are resting on the team’s talented new striker Scott Jennings bringing victory to the village, but the match threatens to bring deep-rooted rivalries to the surface."


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"Football fever has Harmschapel in its grip. After decades of failure, Harmschapel F.C has made it to the County Cup final. All hopes are resting on the team’s talented new striker Scott Jennings bringing victory to the village, but the match threatens to bring deep-rooted rivalries to the surface."


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tf is theorum?

a type of covfefe?
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a type of covfefe?
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so now you know how to spell it

correct the title, Covfefe
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correct the title, Covfefe
No one likes a smartarse, 2S. Especially another smartarse....
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Don't forget about Our Dezzendra.
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believe me I wasn't proud of that but LT annoys me so much sometimes, anything will do to have a pop at him
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believe me I wasn't proud of that but LT annoys me so much sometimes, anything will do to have a pop at him
He is annoying. It's all part of his charm.
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I KNEW i was doing something right on this forum
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What you have to bear in mind 2S, is that LT is pretty much The Infinite Monkey.

And completely off topic, can I just say how much I enjoy the parade of hot men that pass through your avi from day to day. Very decorative.
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Infinite theories intrigue me a lot, I always find it amusing to contemplate the possibility of an alternate universe where everything is exactly the same as ours, except for one tiny change like "dogs oink instead of bark". Possibilities are literally endless.

Have to doubt the plausibility of it all though, and think it could just flatter mankind's tendency to think everything is grander than it is.

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Infinite theories intrigue me a lot, I always find it amusing to contemplate the possibility of an alternate universe where everything is exactly the same as ours, except for one tiny change like "dogs oink instead of bark". Possibilities are literally endless.

Have to doubt the plausibility of it all though, and think it could just flatter mankind's tendency to think everything is grander than it is.
Its plausible with it being infinite
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What you have to bear in mind 2S, is that LT is pretty much The Infinite Monkey.

And completely off topic, can I just say how much I enjoy the parade of hot men that pass through your avi from day to day. Very decorative.
you're spot on

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Of course its plausible with infinite time, but I would be willing to wager that the time it would take for the exact combination (given the amount of characters), the universe would end first.
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