[Ant.]

Get ready children!

I am going to rank all 34 'main' characters from the Story of Tracy Beaker
(I was gonna do all Tracy Beaker universe characters but I haven't watched the most recent series so I can't)


In the Running:
Tracy Beaker
Mike Milligan
Norman 'Duke' Ellington
Jenny Edwards
Justine Littlewood
Maxwell 'Maxy' King
Elaine Boyak
Cam Lawson
Bradley 'Bouncer' Plakova
Lawrence 'Lol' Plakova
Dolly
Nathan Jones
Amber Hearst
Shelley Appleton
Liam 'Crash'
Jackie Hopper
Chantal Wellard
Rio Wellard
Roxy Wellard
Sean 'Wolfie'
Rebecca Chalmers
Alice

Ranking:

23. Layla
24. Louise Govern
25. Adele Azupadi
26. Ben Batambuze
27. Hayley
28. Marco Maloney
29. Milly
30. Peter Ingham
31. Sid Rooney
32. Zac Patterson
33. Ryan Patterson
34. Michael Grice

Categories:

Lowest Ranking Male: Michael Grice
Lowest Ranking Female: Milly
Lowest Ranking One-Series Character: Michael Grice
Lowest Ranking One-Series Male: Michael Grice
Lowest Ranking One-Series Female: Milly
Lowest Ranking Multi-Series Character: Marco Maloney
Lowest Ranking Multi-Series Male: Marco Maloney
Lowest Ranking Multi-Series Female: Hayley
Highest Ranking Male:
Highest Ranking Female:
Highest Ranking One-Series Character: Michael Grice
Highest Ranking One-Series Male: Michael Grice
Highest Ranking One-Series Female: Milly
Highest Ranking Multi-Series Character: Marco Maloney
Highest Ranking Multi-Series Male: Marco Maloney
Highest Ranking Multi-Series Female:

[RileyH]

Justine, Dolly, Chantal top 3 pls

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Justine, Dolly, Chantal top 3 pls

chantal is one sexy bitch

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Justine, Dolly, Chantal top 3 pls

Top 3 for me are

Tracy
Justine
Crash

[Ant.]

oop

[Ant.]

33. Ryan Patterson - Series 1


32. Zac Patterson - Series 1


To put it simply, these two are put so below because they're dull. Really dull. Do you know what I had in my mind before deciding to do this write up? "They both like to fix things! They fixed Justine's clock!"
Anywho, I figured they must've done something beyond that, right? A few things stuck out in my mind, like Zac's fear of vampires causing Ryan to swap rooms with Maxy. But that was it. The only thing the brothers did was contribute to smaller stories that weren't necessary to the episodes. They had little to no interaction with Tracy either, and their friendships lied with Maxy and Peter.... and they just weren't dynamic. There was nothing interesting or notable with Zac's friendship with Maxy, or Ryan's friendship with Peter, or vice versa.
There was no development for them. No backstory. And no explanation as to why they left (such was the fate of a good number of characters in Series 1 and 2, but they got better at writing out characters by Series 3 onwards lmao x). They were just kids, and while not bad, they're just not enjoyable, and they can't stand their ground against the other kids in the ranking.

So why Zac over Ryan?

The answer's simple - Ryan's hairline pisses me off.

[Underscore]

Originally Posted by Ant.

33. Ryan Patterson - Series 1


32. Zac Patterson - Series 1


To put it simply, these two are put so below because they're dull. Really dull. Do you know what I had in my mind before deciding to do this write up? "They both like to fix things! They fixed Justine's clock!"
Anywho, I figured they must've done something beyond that, right? A few things stuck out in my mind, like Zac's fear of vampires causing Ryan to swap rooms with Maxy. But that was it. The only thing the brothers did was contribute to smaller stories that weren't necessary to the episodes. They had little to no interaction with Tracy either, and their friendships lied with Maxy and Peter.... and they just weren't dynamic. There was nothing interesting or notable with Zac's friendship with Maxy, or Ryan's friendship with Peter, or vice versa.
There was no development for them. No backstory. And no explanation as to why they left (such was the fate of a good number of characters in Series 1 and 2, but they got better at writing out characters by Series 3 onwards lmao x). They were just kids, and while not bad, they're just not enjoyable, and they can't stand their ground against the other kids in the ranking.

So why Zac over Ryan?

The answer's simple - Ryan's hairline pisses me off.

i can hear their voices as i read this

[RileyH]

Omg he was such a cunt

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Omg he was such a cunt

TEA

The easiest write up ever x

[Morgan.]

What about TBR too then instead of TDG as well

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

What about TBR too then instead of TDG as well

I was thinking that but it didn't feel right </3

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

What about TBR too then instead of TDG as well

We all know Miss Carmen would've rightfully snatched so it's nice that it's fair

[Underscore]

Originally Posted by RileyH

We all know Miss Carmen would've rightfully snatched so it's nice that it's fair

objects

[Tony Montana]

Looking forward to this

Great start, I despised that little prick so much

[Underscore]

1. Dolly
2. Maxy
3. Jenny

and that is the TEA

[RileyH]

Supernatural Shelley > Jenny

[LukeB]

Elaine The pain

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Underscore

1. Dolly
2. Maxy
3. Jenny

and that is the TEA

where's the whites man?

Originally Posted by RileyH

Supernatural Shelley > Jenny

i used to hold this opinion but then I realised how amazing jenny was when I rewatched some series 1 and 2

Originally Posted by LukeB

Elaine The pain

queen i cant believe she got ha titties out in the 90s

[Alf]

Johnny Briggs > Tracy Beaker

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Alf

Johnny Briggs > Tracy Beaker

i dunno who that is but alf i love you so much

[JerseyWins]

I might do a Boy Meets World ranking if we've come to this

[Tony Montana]

so who's next after Michael, Ant?

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

so who's next after Michael, Ant?

All I can say is, there's more than one out next!

[Underscore]

the real villain and queen of tracy beaker returns

wow, firstly she killed dirty den, then gave herself up for the cybermen and THEN conned kids out of 5 grand! queen of constantly reinventing herself

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Underscore

the real villain and queen of tracy beaker returns

wow, firstly she killed dirty den, then gave herself up for the cybermen and THEN conned kids out of 5 grand! queen of constantly reinventing herself

Auntie Val