[Parmy]

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.

[Redway]

Owl. I’m already a night-owl anyway.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Redway

Owl. I’m already a night-owl anyway.

Ewww..

Chewing on folk who picked mouse.


That's rank. Plus I doubt you would make it out the nest. Eaten by another person who chose owl, whose already devoured 2 other idiots with the same mindset in life.

[Redway]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Ewww..

Chewing on folk who picked mouse.


That's rank. Plus I doubt you would make it out the nest. Eaten by another person who chose owl, whose already devoured 2 other idiots with the same mindset in life.

If being an actual owl knocked my phobia of mice dead, all-t’-more reason for me to be one in my next life. At least then I wouldn’t have to use so much peppermint oil to dispel vermin (I’m very borderline-compulsive about stuff like that).

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Redway

If being an actual owl knocked my phobia of mice dead, all-t’-more reason for me to be one in my next life. At least then I wouldn’t have to use so much peppermint oil to dispel vermin (I’m very borderline-compulsive about stuff like that).

Baby owls eat their siblings whilst in the nest.

Only the strongest survive...are you up to it?

[Redway]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Baby owls eat their siblings whilst in the nest.

Only the strongest survive...are you up to it?

I’m up for a challenge.

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by parmnion

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !

No, they are actually very intelligent deceased humans.

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by parmnion

No, they are actually very intelligent deceased humans.

Ok Jonathon I take it you've read the book then Parm.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Ok Jonathon I take it you've read the book then Parm.

Who, and what?


I was inspired by 2 seagulls when I was outside having a fag. What book are you on about?

I'm intrigued.

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Who, and what?


I was inspired by 2 seagulls when I was outside having a fag. What book are you on about?

I'm intrigued.

Jonathon Livinston Seagull by Richard Bach , about a being a seagull and learning. Only a small book but very good.

It was also a top seller, all Richard Bachs books were good.

[arista]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !

Yes Big Wings
as well

[arista]

Originally Posted by parmnion

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.

You Bugger
Attacking my chips.