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Old 16-05-2009, 01:16 AM #1
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Oh seven carrots!
Why are you all so orange?
Red is much better.
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Oh Shaun, i feel,
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thats not a haiku.
it is poo.)
i follow the rules

(a haiku has 5 syllables in the first line, 3 in the second and 5 in the last.)
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oh em gee, babeh
JUMP IN MY PAINTED WINDOWS,
kk thanks shaun babe.
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oh tempora oh,
mores oh the times, the customs
continues, always
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why does noone love
and, oh why does noone live
wandering abyss
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oh hay sia sia sia
HOW IS YOU TONIGHT? hehe
just wondering, baby
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revising for exams
but nothing ever gets done
procrastinating
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HOW IS YOU TONIGHT? hehe
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why can I not write haikus?
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typing in haikus
makes me feel like arista
hm, sign of the times
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Thrust ,Thrust
It Feels Good
Let It Flow.
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Arista, so wrong
remember the syllables
for future success
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oh hay sia sia sia
HOW IS YOU TONIGHT? hehe
just wondering, baby
hello lovely mark
why can I not write haikus?
they are too constrained
but do bare in mind
the time, which is 2am
so dont be so hard
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None of you crack *****s
are taking me serious
go **** yourselves, now.
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'growth'

the trees and the plant
oh how they grow so soft
i just want to touch
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'shaun'

i dedicate this
to shaun, a somewhat freak heh
but he is my freak
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Fabulous he is,
And tear your ass down, he shall.
Beware of the dog.
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oh the magnificent great
- Shaun! or so they say
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I think she's swedish
or maybe she's just, like, weird.
I love her anyway.
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'reply p.t 1'

to that, i reply.
it means so much that
my fierceness is known

'reply p.t 2 (the westside connection interlude)'

of course i am, but,
you are something even better.
for you, a hero.
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amazing artist
no one is more talented
then the queen madge
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Now with Bingo Wings
Not as Talented
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