[Parmy]

I was listening to INXS, SUICIDE BLONDE, last night and even though people say its about kylie minougue, I say bollox.

this song is definatly about shoving an orange in your mouth and throttling yourself for a more powerful orgasm...but this practice is usually performed with someone there in case anything goes wrong.....



so, could the person watching get away with murder if they just left the hapless sod dangling?

[Parmy]

like if i was sitting while my mate got his jollies after he had asked me round to cut him loose if it goes wrong...what if he was owe me money and had done for years, and he was a bit of a twat to me over the years...could i leave him dangling and get away with it.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

say wha

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by parmnion

the bus drivers actions will actually have made it more probable that this kid will end up bullying another kid in the future.

wrong thread but yeah I agree

[Christmas Dynasnow]

wait if that bus driver was trying to strangle that boy with an orange then that is a game changer?

[Tinsel Toes]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I was listening to INXS, SUICIDE BLONDE, last night and even though people say its about kylie minougue, I say bollox.

this song is definatly about shoving an orange in your mouth and throttling yourself for a more powerful orgasm...but this practice is usually performed with someone there in case anything goes wrong.....



so, could the person watching get away with murder if they just left the hapless sod dangling?

Dunno but Kristian Digby the tv presenter did it all alone, don't they get well practiced at boarding school ?

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

wait if that bus driver was trying to strangle that boy with an orange then that is a game changer?

ignore the bloody bus driver, he prefers sandpapering his gonads with a cheesegrater....

[Withano]

I feel like the mate is imaginary and youre just looking for tips on how not to get murdered next time you have a kinky wank.

Nice try, but I saw through it

[Twosugars]

isn't it lemon not orange? a sharp taste is needed to revive

[Cherry Christmas]

Originally Posted by parmnion

like if i was sitting while my mate got his jollies after he had asked me round to cut him loose if it goes wrong...what if he was owe me money and had done for years, and he was a bit of a twat to me over the years...[B]could i leave him dangling and get away with it.

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I believe you could, don't forget to put an orange in his mouth though

[Cal.]

It’s how I got my second husband’s life insurance