[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

1 point went to Niamh because I’ve deducted her points for rushing my dinner cooking.

But the actual 1 point went to…

Spoiler:

Kate - That ain’t a hat and that ain’t a real person.

[Benjamin]

2 points went to…

Spoiler:

ANNIE - This is an emoticon hat and its meant to be **** so technically its meant to be bad deliberately.

[Kate!]

Get lost. That is a hat.

And the poem was really good.

[Benjamin]

3 points went to…

Spoiler:

MARU - Whilst it is a disconcerting image from above, most people would just see it as a furry cap at eye level. Pretty weird though

[Kate!]

Not being funny but if whoever is the Taskmaster knows who I am, they are marking me low on purpose here. Bit pissed off. Spent absolutely ages looking for that.

[Benjamin]

So who got the Task Masters 5 points?

Spoiler:

MOCK - 5 points. I mean wtf is that - a pink spring roll?. It looks like that gym matt that boy fell into head first and died in the USA when no-one heard his cries.

NIAMH - 4 points. Good pun and nice bun. Extra marks for the gormless look on the man's face.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Not being funny but if whoever is the Taskmaster knows who I am, they are marking me low on purpose here. Bit pissed off. Spent absolutely ages looking for that.

They didn’t know who sent what.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Not being funny but if whoever is the Taskmaster knows who I am, they are marking me low on purpose here. Bit pissed off. Spent absolutely ages looking for that.

I thought they were sent to the Task Master anonymously?

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

They didn’t know who sent what.

It can be worked out.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I thought they were sent to the Task Master anonymously?

It can be worked out.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

So who got the Task Masters 5 points?

Spoiler:

MOCK - 5 points. I mean wtf is that - a pink spring roll?. It looks like that gym matt that boy fell into head first and died in the USA when no-one heard his cries.

NIAMH - 4 points. Good pun and nice bun. Extra marks for the gormless look on the man's face.

Oh my God, I listened to a Podcast about that poor boy

[Benjamin]

Next up you had to seduce the Task Master with a song in a foreign language. You also had to explain why it would seduce them in less than 50 words..

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Kate!

It can be worked out.

How would they know?

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

How would they know?

Cos I say fook a lot.

[Kate!]

No offence to the others but mine was one of the worst hats.

[Benjamin]

In the interest of time (and my sanity because the songs and text take ages to copy and paste) everyone’s song choices were below:


PLAYER A

Spoiler:

Youtube video

"Reuniting with a lost love, duels with evil samurai and computer hardware with advanced levels of memory retrieval. What isn't there to love?"

PLAYER B

Spoiler:

Sung especially for you and the original…

Youtube video

English lyrics

In the wake of these years
Of temperate climate,
Where a few sunny spells
Help to forget the rain.
After this long desert
Crossed in the winter,
I'm hungry for you,
I'm hungry for your gaze
Laid on my gaze.

French lyrics

Après toutes ces années
De climat tempéré
Où quelques éclaircies
Font oublier la pluie
Après ce long désert
Traversé en hiver
Oh, j'ai faim de toi
J'ai faim de ton regard
Posé sur mon regard


Reasons

I think the words are very seductive and also particularly appropriate for you Taskmaster as I suspect you are someone who loves holidays and good weather and the song would therefore appeal greatly. You'd fall in love with my dulcet tones as I attempt to sing you a verse.

PLAYER C

Spoiler:

Youtube video

I've chosen Love is a Battlefield as our Task Masters love language is most definitely competition and people fighting tooth and nail in these tasks to win his/her love and approval. The language I chose is Klingon because our great leader is out of this world.

PLAYER D

Spoiler:

Youtube video

- Enrique Iglesias pouring his heart out for romance.

- Sexy woman with dark hair dancing.

- Guitar skills.

- The Spanish language is known as one of the sexy languages in this world.

PLAYER E

Spoiler:

Youtube video

I think this song is perfect for seducing the TaskMaster because it's deep, passionate lyrics promise unwavering devotion and strength, matching the TaskMaster’s need for loyalty and intensity in the tasks we are set.

[Benjamin]

So how did your seduction go? Were they impressed? Did they appreciate most assumed The Task Master was a man?…

[Benjamin]

MARU

Spoiler:

Player A - 2 points. Nothing says seduction like some spooky Japanese woman getting thrown in jail and writhing around is a head mask in some remake of Takeshi's Castle. She did have nice nails.

[Benjamin]

ANNIE

Spoiler:

Player E - 3 points. French is the language of love, and what says seduction more than an old man with dyed hair and enough botox and filler to fill Wembley Stadium. The old rascal still has it, though. Phwoooaaaar.

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

MARU

Spoiler:

"Not only is it ugly as hell, but it's very likely cursed. It won't curse the wearer though, but the person unfortunate enough to catch it at the worst angle possible."

That is ****ing awful

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Glenn.

That is ****ing awful

Yeah I would picked that as the worst hat

[Benjamin]

MOCK

Spoiler:

Player D - 1 point. What on earth? Too many men in this and no one has said Spanish is a sexy language. This is the type of song that you hear 24/7 in Playa de Las Americas from bars that have photos of their menu, and it's all chips and oil bottles.

[Benjamin]

So which of Kate and Niamh managed to bring the Task Master to their knees with their seductive spell….

[Kate!]

Oooo

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Oooo

Now see, they'd obviously know which of the 2 is yours here and you got either 4 or 5 points