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|  24-10-2010, 01:48 PM | #1 | |||
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			Is there the ocean because someone left the tap on?      
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|  24-10-2010, 02:08 PM | #2 | |||
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			I can remember your question from an advert   Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Last edited by Josy; 24-10-2010 at 02:08 PM. | |||
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|  24-10-2010, 02:12 PM | #4 | ||
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			I was drunk on Friday night and was patting a friends (black) cat, and I was like "Do cats come in colours other than black and white?".. Even though I have a ginger cat. :/
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|  24-10-2010, 02:30 PM | #5 | |||
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|  24-10-2010, 02:30 PM | #6 | |||
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			Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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|  24-10-2010, 02:31 PM | #7 | ||
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			Why does your gynecologist bother to leave the room when you undress?   Last edited by Benjamin; 05-01-2012 at 08:31 AM. | ||
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|  24-10-2010, 02:33 PM | #8 | |||
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|  24-10-2010, 02:34 PM | #9 | ||
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			Haha I have always wondered that one. Why are they so concerned about people stealing pens that they probably buy 100 of for a quid?
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|  24-10-2010, 02:36 PM | #10 | ||
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			Oh, why do you ALWAYS open your mouth when putting mascara on. I have noticed it is every one of my mates who do it, and I do it myself. I closed it once when I because conscious of it, but a second later it was open again    | ||
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|  24-10-2010, 03:04 PM | #11 | |||
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|  24-10-2010, 10:50 PM | #14 | |||
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			I was with two of the girls from my uni course... Girl 1: Did you know girl 2 has a twin brother?! Me: What?! No! Are you identical twins?! Girl 2: He's male, I'm female... facepalm. | |||
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|  24-10-2010, 10:53 PM | #15 | |||
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|  24-10-2010, 10:55 PM | #16 | |||
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			Some customer today asked me if we had a table by the window. I said no, but they were like 'well what about that one' pointing at a window table. I replied 'sorry but somebody is already at that table'. They then responded with 'so we can't have it, no?' I really wish stupid people were not allowed out to eat in public . 
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|  25-10-2010, 12:53 AM | #17 | |||
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			Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
		 
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|  25-10-2010, 01:49 AM | #19 | ||
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|  25-10-2010, 02:50 AM | #21 | |||
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			If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?
		 
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|  25-10-2010, 02:50 AM | #22 | ||
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|  25-10-2010, 12:30 PM | #25 | |||
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| It's lacroix darling | Quote: 
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