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Old 18-06-2011, 01:08 PM #26
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Backing out....or backing up !!

it's not a flirt thread rhino... it's a wee light hearted fun thread based!
Oh yeah cool its funny to read - I'm just way out of my depth
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Oh yeah cool its funny to read - I'm just way out of my depth

lol !!

Claymores managed to get into the thrust of it very quickly and it grew from there
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lol !!

Claymores managed to get into the thrust of it very quickly and it grew from there
see it took me about 3 minutes to get that - told you I was rubbish
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see it took me about 3 minutes to get that - told you I was rubbish
Sometime 3 minutes is all it takes. and that indeed.... is rubbish!!
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lol I'm so not good at flirting so I'll just back out of this thread
showing your bum? this is supposed to be quiet you hussy!
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I bet you'd love to get your mittens on a hussy!! quiet or otherwise!
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Sometime 3 minutes is all it takes. and that indeed.... is rubbish!!
3 minutes OMG - I thought 30 seconds was good!
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3 minutes OMG - I thought 30 seconds was good!

Us 'wummin' will decide what's good !!
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I cannot use this thread as being accused of flirting with a bloke OP
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When does she have to get wormed?
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When does she have to get wormed?
My pussy does not have worms.

You sick animal that you are!!

She gets a seeing to every few months!!
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My pussy does not have worms.

You sick animal that you are!!

She gets a seeing to every few months!!
poor pussy - only every few months - who looks after her?
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poor pussy - only every few months - who looks after her?
I manage to attend to her all by myself - I like to be iindependent.

What's black, white, red and can't turn round in a lift?
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I'll buy it - what is it?
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When you go on holiday, what do you do with your pussy Pyr?
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A nun with a javelin through her neck!

*grabs coat and runs out of thread*
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When you go on holiday, what do you do with your pussy Pyr?

She of course has a wee holiday of her own... you don't expect me to leave her do you !!
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*grabs coat and runs out of thread*
Not allowed until you tell the crowd how you treated your pussy while in Portugal
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She of course has a wee holiday of her own... you don't expect me to leave her do you !!
Good to hear - you tend her well
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Not allowed until you tell the crowd how you treated your pussy while in Portugal

Pussy was well cared for, pampered you might say and given lots of TLC !

enough of this tomfoolery: eyes are popping out of my head ...

(and if ever I gave you an opening there for the next pun....... ) !!!

Few things I must attend to. I shall leave you on that note !!
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Actually....you'd have to go down

Geography isn't your strong point I see !!
Pyr obvoiusly likes a man who is working down South - Plymouth?
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