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shaun will you take me to wetherspoons irl one wednesday afternoon when they have a 2 for 1 offer on cocktail pitchers

[Shaun]

ONLY if at least one of them is a Woo Woo

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yes i will pay for everything

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why hasn't daniel enabled asks yet so i can anonymously call him a stupid faggot

[Shaun]

idek his tumblr oop

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have you seen niall's bf http://snffkn.tumblr.com/tagged/me

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nought him tagging that stevie nicks gifset as 'me' tho like how is that you oh you are gay and you feel stuff sometimes oh okay

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we could all be really horrible about niall and he would never know bc he logs on like once every 3 weeks but i don't want to bc niall is lovely and i love him

[Shaun]

lmao i was here when he showed us, yes he seems very lovely

i am NAWT here for niall taking over my 'baking queen' aesthetic though and i hope he over-salts his gingerbread this christmas

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Originally Posted by Shaun

i am NAWT here for niall taking over my 'baking queen' aesthetic

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but shaun if i may ask oh my stars why is freakshow the only season of american horror story that you have tried when the overwhelming fav if asylum if i may ask

[Shaun]

i watched the first episode of murder house i think, and it just weirded me out, and idk, this time around i thought i'd give it a try but i just got fed up during ep3 and deleted it out of frustration

i may watch asylum one day

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the original fantastic four cast list was so promising

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Originally Posted by Shaun

i watched the first episode of murder house i think, and it just weirded me out, and idk, this time around i thought i'd give it a try but i just got fed up during ep3 and deleted it out of frustration

i may watch asylum one day

ergh asylum is so good like it takes a few eps to get into but it slays also lily rabe was not present in any of the eps you watched and she is the star of the show

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remember when wwiao was popular

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ew FNO has not appeared in my inbox since forever but he posted like 8 minutes ago

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was it all a lie

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Scott

the original fantastic four cast list was so promising

rofl

vanessa as this super-horny italian that seduces all of the enemies and then eats them like sharon stone in family guy
laura as this banshee-like supergirl who screams take that lyrics until the villains' ears bleed and they die
you as this witch-goddess who summons mythical animals to kill them in really weird ways like you get a unicorn to trample some dude to death and then shove its horn in its ass
and then me as a really low-key hero like i make parody tumblrs about the villains so that their feelings are hurt and they have low self-esteem and then laura barges in and is like YEAH TOO ****IN RIGHT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ROBBED THAT BANK, WHATEVER I SAID WHATEVER I DID I DIDN'T MEAN IT (8)~

[Shaun]

do you still follow jewmanji
did he ever get into the background of another sitcom

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Originally Posted by Shaun

you as this witch-goddess who summons mythical animals to kill them in really weird ways like you get a unicorn to trample some dude to death and then shove its horn in its ass

ugh why are you the only person on this earth that understands me

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and yes omfg i used to speak to him quite a lot

[Shaun]

obviously our main nemesis is ElProximo, a horrible straight white man in a wrestling mask who routinely tries to rape us all

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i am one of those people that appears on vintage tv and tries to make a full one hour show from me once shaking hands with a member of gerry and the pacemakers during the 70's

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Originally Posted by Shaun

obviously our main nemesis is ElProximo, a horrible straight white man in a wrestling mask who routinely tries to rape us all

remember when i sent him nudes and he replied saying i had phimosis which was untrue

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i am fun sometimes