[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Scott

the original fantastic four cast list was so promising

rofl

vanessa as this super-horny italian that seduces all of the enemies and then eats them like sharon stone in family guy
laura as this banshee-like supergirl who screams take that lyrics until the villains' ears bleed and they die
you as this witch-goddess who summons mythical animals to kill them in really weird ways like you get a unicorn to trample some dude to death and then shove its horn in its ass
and then me as a really low-key hero like i make parody tumblrs about the villains so that their feelings are hurt and they have low self-esteem and then laura barges in and is like YEAH TOO ****IN RIGHT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ROBBED THAT BANK, WHATEVER I SAID WHATEVER I DID I DIDN'T MEAN IT (8)~