[Black Dagger]

Steve went ages ago. I culled his boring ass.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by LukeB

are they lower than Steve and Andrew from BB11 too?

what is this </3

They are out thankfully

[Shaun]

If I were to save and replace now what would I need to post...

[EspeonBB]

So MB. and Jake have to choose between Josh BB2, Ray BB4, Scott BB4 and Harry BB12

Mess

[MB.]

Ray Shah (BB4)



As Rex's girlfrie... oh wait she's still in this thing.

Anyway, this is the correct (/only) order in which the BB4 finalists can be ranked:

1. That brief moment when everyone just assumed that Jon was eligible to win

2. Scott


3. Ray





4. Cameron
5. Steph

#Stameron2Getha4Eva. I don’t know what I can really say about Ray. I can’t even muster up the energy to create elaborate fan-fiction involving murder, rebellion and late night financial discussion shows about Ray. He was okay much of the time and did do quite a bit for a BB4 housemate, but the list of housemates that I like in BB4 is very limited, and Lisa and Nush are among that list. And guess who was responsible (yes solely why not) for getting rid of those two godessas-ish? None other than Raymond Shah himself. First of all, he became Big Brother UK’s first ever Head of House and had to nominate three housemates for eviction for reasons I can’t quite remember (this is BB4 we’re talking about, as if anything’s memorable), and put beloved People’s Princess Lisa Jeynes on the nominations block. Granted, he also nominated Cameron and Steph and she was evicted with over 80% of the public vote, but still. What could have been. Then, if that wasn’t enough, Ray went against nominating (Cameron and) Steph in the final week and instead turned on ally Nush, delivering the third crucial vote that nominated her alongside Cameron. And, what with the British public circa 2003 comprising complete and utter morons, we all know how that one went. In the process, Ray harmed his chances of winning and in turn strengthened Cameron's chances and then Cameron won and yes I’m basically saying that all global conflict and struggle can be put down to Ray Shah and he is the worst person to have ever walked this planet. Well, maybe just ahead of Steph.

Postscript: remember when Ray was on BOTS this series? Yeah me neither.


I'm saving Harry because the latter series cull is happening too fast (deserved or not - like, I've already had to literally invent a character in place of writing about Louise Cliffe, one BB12er's enough for one week) and there's a worrying amount of early series deadwood left and also I guess I have to like housemates named Harry by default after this series so stick that banana up your... um... box of frosted flakes.

(-hides from Shaun-)

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

If I were to save and replace now what would I need to post...

I think you have to save someone who hasn't been used and replace them with someone else (who Rihce hasn't nominated)

[MB.]

(I'm not interested in any of those four people so don't look into it too much)

[Shaun]

Why would you save harry though what a waste of skin

**** off @ all of this I'm nominating all of your faves next round idc

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

save Mikey cut Dean

--

#. Dean O'Loughlin (BB2)



oh god that guitar. Like, I'm pretty sure a full 30% of Dean's BB2 screentime was him playing guitar and singing in his ****ty voice. Like, when your voice is horrendous even by BBUK standards, that's when you know.

What is there to say about Dean? Can anyone name any fun or amusing things he ever did? No, you can't, because his biggest contribution to the BBUK franchise was building a tower out of sugar cubes, and then doing the same thing again eight years later (it was just as unexciting; speaking of, omfg I am still infuriated that the idiotic producers of this show thought that "tenth series" and "tenth anniversary" were the same thing.) Dean was just the boring dad of the boring BB2 house and he is still besties with Stuart Hosking to this day it's really such an injustice that Dean made it to the final, not only over obvious BB2 luminaries like Penny and Narinder, but also over people like Josh and Elizabeth (how rude @ Petemich cutting her, she and Kara-Louise were the final two that this rankdown needed.)

Dean moment that nobody remembers: when he threw a fit during the task where he had to switch places with Brian and he didn't want to "dress like a homosexual." Like, it was 2001 and all but

I'm saving Mikey (BB9) because he's ****ing hilarious. "HE'S VAIN, ARROGANT, SELFISH, A BULLY, SELF-CENTERED, ARROGANT, CONTROLLING, ARROGANT, ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF, AND ARROGANT!"

here ya go.

[Black Dagger]

Wait I thought you veto somebody who got cut? So say I was FURIOUS that Mo left I could be like no ****ing thank you. And then he'd be safe

Not that I intend to do that.

[Shaun]

Yes quite right lucas

I veto this and save ray and replace ha with Nicole from BB9 who is really just not even worthy of being alive

[MB.]

I'm pretty sure you can only #saveandreplace someone before they're cut

[Shaun]

I'm pretty sure reece isn't even aware of his own rules

[MB.]

Also true

[Raph]

#SaveJosh

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Elizabeth Woodcock

Do you remember that BB2 actually had 4 'finalists' as opposed to 3? I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't because in fact Liz was evicted the day before the actual final in the first shock eviction of the BBUK franchise. But it wasn't a Stuart or Kathreya type shock moment upon reflection because this was someone who only managed to scrape together 2% of the vote to win (let's just bare in mind that Rex received 22% for the same position). As a result, the BB producers clearly thought that there would be no point in giving her time during the final because of how little percentage she got.

And this perfectly sums up Elizabeth's time inside the BB2 house. A lovely girl yes she was but a great housemate no she was not. The only memorable thing she did was get naked in the bath with Helen and Amma (but then again she might as well have been a rubber duck in that bath as she wasn't doing any other the screaming/flirting with Paul). I can't recall anything more she did of worth tho - I'm sure Macie will correct and educate me further. Maybe she walked onto the set of Shattered a few year early who knows?

I save Craig (for the second time) because he is clearly the best of a bad bunch that Rihce has so kindly provided us with.

Lol funny name etc etc

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Raph

#SaveJosh

Not Josh

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Mohamed Mohamed - BB9:



(Remember when the equally awful Alexandra dragged him for dressing like this?)

Wow looking back BB9 had some HORRIBLE housemates but Mo was perhaps one of the worst of all. In a season thriving with the likes of people who threaten you with violence, people who spit in your face, fat bitches who are annoying as ****. Mo was still one of the worst BB9 housemates. Greedy Mo has his nickname handed to him after he was so greedy it was beyond belief sometimes (like when he was willing to put the whole house on basic rations for one banana) but perhaps this isn't his biggest crime? Mo was just a housemate lacking in personality and he seemed to just try and make himself this personality from his right hand guy Darnell and just copy Darnell's misogynistic attitude towards Sara as I think he thought it might actually win him a few brownie points with the public? yeah this man was CLEARLY deluded.

Mo seemed like a typical boring simple guy but there was something about him that really got under your skin. (It seemed to get under the other housemates skin too especially king Rex's after he would eat all the food Rex had prepared for the housemates). I couldn't fell sorry for him in the slightest ever when Rex would blow his fuse at him or even when Alexandra lost her cool because he dressed up as a female for a party. As much as I wanted to feel sorry for him because I know its wrong I can't because it's Mo! When Dennis spat on his face yeah Dennis is a despicable excuse of a human being and I did feel a little sorry for Mo but anyone else and I would be writing to ofcom.

I'm saving Spencer bcos posh and fit as

Mo write up is now up for readers

[Macie Lightfoot]

Do people really find Spencer fit? He looks like a dog and he literally had a subplot about how bad he smells.

[Pete.]

Spencer wasn't attractive at all (Lee and Alex win that one) and was actually incredibly dull

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

Do people really find Spencer fit? He looks like a dog and he literally had a subplot about how bad he smells.

- hides -

he was cute

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

Do people really find Spencer fit? He looks like a dog and he literally had a subplot about how bad he smells.

He's nothing on god Alex Sibley but he's fit. Yeah I'm remembering that subplot now but he's still cute.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Ray Shah (BB4)



As Rex's girlfrie... oh wait she's still in this thing.

Anyway, this is the correct (/only) order in which the BB4 finalists can be ranked:

1. That brief moment when everyone just assumed that Jon was eligible to win

2. Scott


3. Ray





4. Cameron
5. Steph

#Stameron2Getha4Eva. I don’t know what I can really say about Ray. I can’t even muster up the energy to create elaborate fan-fiction involving murder, rebellion and late night financial discussion shows about Ray. He was okay much of the time and did do quite a bit for a BB4 housemate, but the list of housemates that I like in BB4 is very limited, and Lisa and Nush are among that list. And guess who was responsible (yes solely why not) for getting rid of those two godessas-ish? None other than Raymond Shah himself. First of all, he became Big Brother UK’s first ever Head of House and had to nominate three housemates for eviction for reasons I can’t quite remember (this is BB4 we’re talking about, as if anything’s memorable), and put beloved People’s Princess Lisa Jeynes on the nominations block. Granted, he also nominated Cameron and Steph and she was evicted with over 80% of the public vote, but still. What could have been. Then, if that wasn’t enough, Ray went against nominating (Cameron and) Steph in the final week and instead turned on ally Nush, delivering the third crucial vote that nominated her alongside Cameron. And, what with the British public circa 2003 comprising complete and utter morons, we all know how that one went. In the process, Ray harmed his chances of winning and in turn strengthened Cameron's chances and then Cameron won and yes I’m basically saying that all global conflict and struggle can be put down to Ray Shah and he is the worst person to have ever walked this planet. Well, maybe just ahead of Steph.

Postscript: remember when Ray was on BOTS this series? Yeah me neither.


I'm saving Harry because the latter series cull is happening too fast (deserved or not - like, I've already had to literally invent a character in place of writing about Louise Cliffe, one BB12er's enough for one week) and there's a worrying amount of early series deadwood left and also I guess I have to like housemates named Harry by default after this series so stick that banana up your... um... box of frosted flakes.

(-hides from Shaun-)

I always knew Shrek 5 wasn't going to be as good as the others.

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Cut Tom, Save Mario (in the name of Lisa)

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Tom McDermott (BB1)



Welp. I don't really have much of a strong opinion on Tom having only seen the first 4 weeks of BB1 and a few other bits and pieces (i.e. the Nasty Nick confrontation) but no one from BB1 had been cut yet so I thought I'd take the initiative and take the first cut.

Anyway, Tom didn't really do much in the house apart from like be vaguely bitchy about people or talk about 'life on the farm' or whatever and I could really care less about that. His more important role in the house was being Mel's toyboy after Andrew was evicted and this was a fine role to have since Mel is a goddess. Ofc the public hated her for like flirting with two men but what's to be expected this is BBUK and sexism is rife. According to Wiki he was evicted in week 6 with 30% of the vote against Craig, Anna and Darren which is really close. Thank god he left because losing Anna or Darren would have been tragic.

I don't really have an in depth analysis on Tom, I haven't seen BB1 in full but he was generally boring who really had no contributions to the series apart from being Mel's toyboy so here he his. Also apparently people found him hot and yeah... no, but I guess standards were different in 2000.

Saving Mario in the name of Lisa Appleton (who is second in this rankdown behind Imogen)

We're cool for the summer x

[MB.]

no one from BB1 had been cut yet

Justice for Andrew