[Macie Lightfoot]

save Mikey cut Dean

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#. Dean O'Loughlin (BB2)



oh god that guitar. Like, I'm pretty sure a full 30% of Dean's BB2 screentime was him playing guitar and singing in his ****ty voice. Like, when your voice is horrendous even by BBUK standards, that's when you know.

What is there to say about Dean? Can anyone name any fun or amusing things he ever did? No, you can't, because his biggest contribution to the BBUK franchise was building a tower out of sugar cubes, and then doing the same thing again eight years later (it was just as unexciting; speaking of, omfg I am still infuriated that the idiotic producers of this show thought that "tenth series" and "tenth anniversary" were the same thing.) Dean was just the boring dad of the boring BB2 house and he is still besties with Stuart Hosking to this day it's really such an injustice that Dean made it to the final, not only over obvious BB2 luminaries like Penny and Narinder, but also over people like Josh and Elizabeth (how rude @ Petemich cutting her, she and Kara-Louise were the final two that this rankdown needed.)

Dean moment that nobody remembers: when he threw a fit during the task where he had to switch places with Brian and he didn't want to "dress like a homosexual." Like, it was 2001 and all but

I'm saving Mikey (BB9) because he's ****ing hilarious. "HE'S VAIN, ARROGANT, SELFISH, A BULLY, SELF-CENTERED, ARROGANT, CONTROLLING, ARROGANT, ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF, AND ARROGANT!"