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Default Life's great mysteries.

I often ponder Life's Great Mysteries, and I would be pleased to hear yours.

I'll start with my No. 1 mystery:

Why doesn't Jeremy Kyle fit a locking fecking door on his set to save him chasing the imbecilic 'guests' backstage every show?
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..why do people say 'I don't care' when if they didn't care, would they just say nothing at all because they didn't care and weren't bothered...
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..why do people say 'I don't care' when if they didn't care, would they just say nothing at all because they didn't care and weren't bothered...
Then no one would know that they don't care
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..but would we just not presume they didn't care if they said nothing at all...
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..but would we just not presume they didn't care if they said nothing at all...
We might presume that they're too angry to say anything and imagine they care loads
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We might presume that they're too angry to say anything and imagine they care loads
..this is getting quite deep....so I think that it's safe to presume that everyone who says they don't care, is too emotional to say they care..'I care'.. so they say an extra word and say 'I don't care'.....(this is like an episode of Father Ted..)..
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..this is getting quite deep....so I think that it's safe to presume that everyone who says they don't care, is too emotional to say they care..'I care'.. so they say an extra word and say 'I don't care'.....(this is like an episode of Father Ted..)..
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..why do people say 'I don't care' when if they didn't care, would they just say nothing at all because they didn't care and weren't bothered...
Well sometimes there's a need, like when someone thinks you do and is treating you thus. Like... they keep speaking and you need them to stop.

Sometimes you have to be like...

"OMFG I don't care! Stop assaulting me with your information and voice!"
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Well sometimes there's a need, like when someone thinks you do and is treating you thus. Like... they keep speaking and you need them to stop.

Sometimes you have to be like...

"OMFG I don't care! Stop assaulting me with your information and voice!"
...so you would actually be caring because they're assaulting you with their information and their voice...and then saying you don't care when you do care, which was my thoughts exactly....why do people say that they don't care instead of just saying nothing if they really don't care...
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Adele set fire to her, Missy Elliott can't stand her and Johnny Nash can see clearly now that she's gone...
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