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View Poll Results: ANUS
Cry 0 0%
Cry
0 0%
Twat her in the face 1 8.33%
Twat her in the face
1 8.33%
Tell Niamh to go home and lay off the caffeine 1 8.33%
Tell Niamh to go home and lay off the caffeine
1 8.33%
look at them with seductively and say 'you just gave me ASMR' 2 16.67%
look at them with seductively and say 'you just gave me ASMR'
2 16.67%
Tell them 'I love Alaska Thunder****' 4 33.33%
Tell them 'I love Alaska Thunder****'
4 33.33%
Kidnap them, dress them up like a chicken and donate them to Azealia Banks 1 8.33%
Kidnap them, dress them up like a chicken and donate them to Azealia Banks
1 8.33%
Tell them 'I was born without one' 1 8.33%
Tell them 'I was born without one'
1 8.33%
Shout back 'Penis' 2 16.67%
Shout back 'Penis'
2 16.67%
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Old 02-01-2017, 10:06 PM #1
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I'd just tell her that I prefer to come through the front door.
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Poll up, make your decision!
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Get my bum out and ask her to be gentle.
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Probably just look her with big perplexed/surprised eyes, then leave and think "What a crazy old woman".
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Flop, I didn't read the poll options but yes, some variation of the Alaska option.
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That's both a genuine question to Tom and an answer to his query
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(Shouts) Can´t do as none of the options match mine.
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Picked the last one. But it would realistically be one of 2 things.

1) Be too shocked to comment and laugh in her face
2) Say 'oh hi anus, I am mavis. Our names sound similar'
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