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Old 21-07-2018, 02:30 PM #1
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Default New Doctor Who’s Sonic Screw-dildo

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...esign-sex-toy/

DOCTOR OOOH! Fans claim the new Doctor’s redesigned sonic screwdriver resembles a ‘sex toy’

It was unveiled this week in a campaign to introduce Jodie Whittaker as the 13th Time Lord.

But its soft, smooth curves have left many sniggering that it looks just like a vibrator.

Giorgiana Izvercian posted online: “More like sonic screwdildo.” Another said: “Nice to see I’m not the only one thinking . . . #sextoy.”

Frederik Egger tweeted: “I bet it has three settings.” Michael Ries replied: “Yeah . . slow . . fast . . and exterminate!!”
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well im not being lured in to say I bet that lady doctor has a fanny like a fecking tardis


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well im not being lured in to say I bet that lady doctor has a fanny like a fecking tardis




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This is getting the BBC America
show ,made on the cheap in Wales
Free Publicity.
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It legitimately does seem to have a g-spot stimulator at the end . Surely this has to have been on purpose...
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Well you have to do something when you’re travelling I guess
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I assumed it was a Cyberman's finger, and the Doctor was now a mass-recycler or something.
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I assumed it was a Cyberman's finger, and the Doctor was now a mass-recycler or something.
Why would cybermen have dildo fingers though. This new series is starting to sound a bit sinister.
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Why would cybermen have dildo fingers though. This new series is starting to sound a bit sinister.
Well, the latest batch were partially made by Missy...
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2018 Year of the woman,first female doctor and they give her a fecking dildo to walk around with for everyone to take piss out of.

You couldn’t make it up
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I expect half the first episode will be her talking about how she is going to decorate the tardis and then her flying off to iKEA

SO BORING

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Why would cybermen have dildo fingers though. This new series is starting to sound a bit sinister.
It would make cybermem more useful?
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