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10-10-2018, 03:29 PM
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and the Ten O Clock news is on. It shows a man standing on top of a building. A brunette turns to the blonde, and says, "I bet you £10 he will jump!"
The blonde mulls it over and says, "I'll take that bet, I don't think he'll jump!" The man jumps. The brunette says, "I can't take your money, I knew he'd jump, I saw this on the Five O Clock news." "I saw it on the Five O Clock news too!" the blonde said. "Then why did you take the bet?" the brunette. "I didn't think he'd jump again!"
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10-10-2018, 03:40 PM
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11-10-2018, 11:43 AM
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As I don't see the words "she" or "her" I'm going to assume the blonde and the brunette were men.
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11-10-2018, 11:51 AM
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Crimson Dynamo | The voice of reason
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Well if he did jump again he was more stupid than the blonde
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14-10-2018, 08:04 AM
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14-10-2018, 10:13 AM
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14-10-2018, 10:24 AM
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14-10-2018, 10:36 AM
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Women watching the news! This never happened.
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14-10-2018, 01:01 PM
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