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View Poll Results: Stand or sit?
I stand up to wipe 10 35.71%
I stand up to wipe
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I stay sat down to wipe 18 64.29%
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Old 28-04-2019, 05:03 PM #26
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As Glenn said.

Also I flush down as it emerges ie push it out as I push on the flush handle. It minimizes any stink and the bowl is clean as I reach to wipe. Simple if a little acrobatic.
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I stay sat down. Why would you get up and smear it between your cheeks?
Glenn we have entered a realm of madness here, dont try to look at it logically

we have people standing up wiping their bum through clenched cheeks

Its a new low for society
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How dirty are y’all ****s if you’re gonna end up smearing it everywhere
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If you have enough fibre in your diet you won't need this excessive wiping
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Idg how you sit down, you have to put your hand pretty much in the bowl to wipe
My bowl is clean as I wipe

How can you stand up and force your cheeks together
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My bowl is clean as I wipe

How can you stand up and force your cheeks together
You only need one hand! Use one to spread em and one to wipe!
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Anyway, even if you stand up your cheeks aren't clenched.

Their loose and you lean forward slightly.

No need to be sat down with your hand in the bowl.
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For the most part I do ignore, but trolls don’t stop.
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My brother stands and puts his leg up on the bath to spread his cheeks. When he told us we thought he was crazy.

People who stand are literally unhinged.
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You only need one hand! Use one to spread em and one to wipe!
Not you misjudging and plunging your hand into your ****ty hole
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My brother stands and puts his leg up on the bath to spread his cheeks. When he told us we thought he was crazy.

People who stand are literally unhinged.
I feel sick
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I don't understand how standing could work, the cheeks are gonna smush together when you stand up and that's nasty
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I don't understand how standing could work, the cheeks are gonna smush together when you stand up and that's nasty
They are obviously oblivious to the sweaty **** odour they emit from thier backsides after wiping...dirty buggers.
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Not being crude but how ****ty are y’all arseholes to be smearing it everywhere if you stand up?
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Not being crude but how ****ty are y’all arseholes to be smearing it everywhere if you stand up?
Some of us get the runs from anxiety.
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