[Greg!]

Chris mate, sorry, and I know you’re a softy, but very, very stupid reason mate.

[Greg!]

Shallow and selfish? I think you're very insecure and very jealous. Clearly you're racist.

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by Dogeatdog

It was running down my leg like a multicoloured egg diarrhea, diarrhea


It was trickling down my knee... and it looked like gravy diarrhea, diarrhea


Had a wet fart and it shot out like a dart diarrhea, diarrhea


I was sittin in the attic and it shot out automatic diarrhea, diarrhea


Comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhea, diarrhea


I was sittin on the grass and it shot out me arse diarrhea, diarrhea

[Headie]

"Gerry chucked some as well "

[Epic.]

"Talking to me like a fucking piece of shit I don't fucking think so. Listen I was gonna help her so easily, I said 'D'ya know what, Chanelle?' and she was like 'NEUAX YEW FOOKIN LISTEN TO MEE FAH FACKS SAKE!' ...And what I was gonna say 'CHANELLE? Calm down mate, we'll all help you!' OH NO.... Fucking LIBERTY..."

[Dogeatdog]

I’ll tell you wot, I was ****ing grafting for 2 hours to try and get em to put ****ing cider on the list and they wouldn’t do it, so I went in there doctored it a little bit got 4 ciders and that’s me I don’t give a **** I won’t av no sweets, they can suck me off cos I don’t give a ****.

[T*]

“are they ho-heat lights?... are they heat lights?”
“nicky by their very nature lights are hot; these aren’t specifically heat lamps”
“...okay ...didn’t need the first remark ‘by the nature” maki-..trying to make me look stupid”

[Greg!]

You know what? I was bothered that Nicky went over you, VERY bothered, cos she’s REAL!

[Greg!]

Carole... Ziggeh, Ah durrnt feel well. Where’s my antibiotics?