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Old 04-11-2019, 11:31 AM #1
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...that poor man being held hostage in a bear suit...that’s wrong on every level....unbearably uncomfortable...
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jkdfhkjd the "bear" looks so bored too

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These puns are bearly acceptable. It'll be impawsible to claw your way back from this.
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Aww you made me baloo..

I'm ready for the herculesiane effort though..
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