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Old 06-01-2020, 09:47 PM #1
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Who has two thumbs and three legs?



...Yes, John Krasinski.
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What has 80 legs and no pubic hair?

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The front row of a Little Mix concert.
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What has 80 legs and no pubic hair?

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The front row of a Little Mix concert.


You can probably add Little Mix into the number..


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Well, the audience are all young teenagers while Little Mix are in their 20s. It kind of loses something when it has to be explained.
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88 legs..not 80.
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88 legs..not 80.


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What's black, flat and glows in the dark....




Iran if they keep this up.
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So all the other jokes were perfectly acceptable, but mind had to be edited. I just took it for granted that four women in their twenties would have pubic hair.
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Iran if they keep this up.
Black? Can't it be blue? It'd be funnier if was blue.....................
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Singed ground isn't blue.
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Singed ground isn't blue.
I thought you were referring to their oil, which would have been funnier and more topical.
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Who has two thumbs and three legs?



...Yes, John Krasinski.
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