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Sod orf
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I've got the electric man here today to sort my electrics out. He's gonna turn my electricity off for hours so that's me with no Internet, no telly and no kettle.
This is a dark day. |
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That's it, he's turned it off. I'm now on my mobile data.
I can’t sit here all day with no electricity, I'm gonna go up town to pass the time away. Do you think it's safe for me to leave him in my house for a few hours while I go out? Do you think he'll have a root around my belongings? |
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self-oscillating
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with luck it should be back on in time for the power cut tomorrow
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The voice of reason
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tell him if he touches any of your stuff
you will blow a fuse |
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This Witch doesn't burn
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Set up some cameras before you leave
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Unless this one is a cowboy . |
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Flag shagger.
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Sympathy, Alf..... My power went off last night from about 7pm due to the storm. Surprised it was on this morning tbh...
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Flag shagger.
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Make him wear shoe covers and gloves.
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Sod orf
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I've just caught him outside having a cig. I told him to get out of the cold and have a smoke inside. I'm a smoker myself and not bothered about anyone smoking.
As I'm typing this the electricity has just come back on, I hope it's staying on, I've only got 12% left on my battery. |
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Oh, that's very unprofessional, tv engineers would never!!
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Thought this was the name of a new Bucks Fizz song
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How you doing alf
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Sod orf
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He's still here.
He needs to start thinking about calling it a day, I'm gasping for a cuppa. |
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Sod orf
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He's gone. He's only gone and left me with no Internet, the arse hole. Everything else is on.
He's back tomorrow and he'll be getting a telling. |
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Surely if everything else is on that should be? Did he tell you he was leaving you without? Wouldn't be making him a brew tomorrow ![]()
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