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Old 07-07-2022, 01:27 PM #1
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Default Right I've had it.....that's it.....

...these bloody flies are getting rights on my titties.

I will be buying some fly hangers to kill the feckers.

They're everywhere.
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They're very annoying, worst thing about summer
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Just trapped one in the porch and ushered it out the front door, its on its way to you Thomas
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Put some mint and basil plants around or use a cinnamon air freshener, flies hate the smell.

Best thing I ever bought was a proper fly screen for my door so I can leave it open without the little suckers getting in.
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Put some mint and basil plants around or use a cinnamon air freshener, flies hate the smell.

Best thing I ever bought was a proper fly screen for my door so I can leave it open without the little suckers getting in.
I have an air freshener that you buy the cans for will have to pick one up that smells of cinnamon.

Our garden backs onto a field which doesn't help.
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I dont have any flies?
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...these bloody flies are getting rights on my titties.

I will be buying some fly hangers to kill the feckers.

They're everywhere.
Was you watching a Film too?

Because a couple of nights ago I was watching Rise Of The Guardians, and this annoying Fly wouldn't leave me alone for the duration of the Film.
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I find it so irritating when the window is open but they just hover around it and don’t fly out.
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I electrocute the swines with my trusty bat . Nice loud crack and they dead.
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I've been out shopping and bought some spray, incense sticks, diffuser, filler, tea tree oil.

I have gone really OTT, but the feckers will not win this battle with me.

I also seem to have lots of cobwebs so I have done research and hence buying what I have. My mum then tries to lecture me on how good spiders are, but I don't care. I will dispel them all.
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do a test TC

to find out it is a fly

and then when you know its a fly

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I have gone really OTT, but the feckers will not win this battle with me.

I also seem to have lots of cobwebs so I have done research and hence buying what I have. My mum then tries to lecture me on how good spiders are, but I don't care. I will dispel them all.
House buyers coming round and finding Thomas in a hasmat suit
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why has he got an orange in his mouth?
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Keeping the flys away
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The essences are working



I'm going to fill any holes tomorrow. I say I, but I have given my dad his orders.
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I'm going to fill any holes tomorrow. I say I, but I have given my dad his orders.
He needs to start by putting his fist in your gob

Giving your dad orders indeed.
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You got the window open now you will get bit by mosquito’s

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