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Old 31-10-2024, 09:09 PM #1
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Default Baked Potato is an erotic writer?

I didn’t know this.
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I remember her telling Marcello this earlier in the series and he asked if she could read it to him while he's naked
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She comes across as Miss Prim as well, always the way
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I doubt she really is , it will just be a full page of carry on facial expressions ... through text . As she giggles and acts silly ,at her own words .
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Well that job does not exist
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She just does it as a hobby I presume, isn't she a dental receptionist
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You can literally get paid to be an erotic writer.
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there is money to be made in anything
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In her own mind of course she is.
She wouldn’t know erotica if it smacked her in the face.
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In her own mind of course she is.
She wouldn’t know erotica if it smacked her in the face.
Anyone can write a book and publish it these days
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That does not surprise me one bit that she has that interest
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Writing is very different to doing
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She wouldn’t know erotica if it smacked her in the face.
I disagree
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
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Gotta be the tamest erotic novels ever

“He sat there and looked at me.. I looked away… he walked away and I walked the other way”
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Sometimes the back and cover are the best parts of the book.
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Even better if the pages are carved out and there’s some Cadbury whole nut in there
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“He sat there and looked at me.. I looked away… he walked away and I walked the other way”
He leaned closer, she could feel his breath on her skin. He whispered in her ear “do you like scrambled eggs”. She blushed.
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We need somebody to locate one of her books
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She is definitely no Fiona Richmond.
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I adore this. I have written my own erotic stories. She has gone up in my estimations. Wow. What a queen.
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Well we all know the quiet ones are the worst…
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