[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Parmy

There's a few books diffferent

Nope, only one moved place. Which shuffled others along so it’s one difference.

[Strictly Jake]

Wow its a close one!!!

[Maru]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

And here is how you scored…

Spoiler:

5 points - Maru - 9 (11 minutes)
4 points - Annie - 6 (7 minutes)
3 points - Jake - 20 (12 minutes)
2 points - Niamh - 40 (7 minutes)
1 point - Mock - 45 (6 minutes)

Mock reverse engineering the puzzle Sudoku style but with 4 letters

[Benjamin]

I can do results this afternoon/evening if people are around.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Maru

Mock reverse engineering the puzzle Sudoku style but with 4 letters

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

I can do results this afternoon/evening if people are around.

I'm up for it.

[Benjamin]

Results will be at 10am today

@Maru @Strictly Jake @Niamh. @AnnieK @Mystic Mock

[Niamh.]

I'll be online around 10:30 but i'll catch up

[Mystic Mock]

I'm here.

[AnnieK]

I'm on and off but will keep checking in

[Benjamin]

ROUND 6 - RESULTS

Happy Monday! Hope you all had a nice weekend.

This round you had the usual task of finding something, and you also had your last team task.

So let’s see firstly what you sent to the TM to sit on which isn’t designed for sitting on…

[Benjamin]

Person A

Spoiler:

Kim Taehyung from BTS has a face that makes anyone (including straight men) melt like Butter.

I bet that it would feel like dynamite to sit on his face, even though you'd technically be suffocating him in that moment.

But regardless, Kim Taehyung is my bias!

[Benjamin]

Person B

Spoiler:

A bale of hay on a summers day.

A bale of hay makes the best chair because it’s the perfect mix of comfort, practicality and rustic charm. Even though it wasn’t designed for sitting, a bale of hay naturally forms a sturdy, slightly springy seat that moulds just enough to make it surprisingly comfortable. It’s the kind of seat that feels welcoming after a long day outdoors, whether you’re in a field or at a farm. Unlike a regular chair, it carries the smell of fresh grass and sunshine, giving it a simple, peaceful atmosphere that makes you want to relax and stay awhile. In a way, sitting on a bale of hay feels more connected to nature - proof that sometimes the best seats aren’t the ones that were designed, but the ones that just happen to work perfectly.

[Benjamin]

Person C

Spoiler:

They are the most readily available real estate for your butt and they're portable. Great for when you are outside.

[Benjamin]

Person D

Spoiler:

From being a young child, even before watching Jurassic Park, I have loved Dinosaurs.

This absolutely should not be sat on. Think a musuem would ban you for life! It would probably destroy this great piece of history but for those 5 minutes sitting on top of it you'd feel pretty damn majestic, so yeah a trex is my choice!

[Benjamin]

Person E

Spoiler:

I present the airport luggage carousel.

Technically, it’s not designed for sitting on, it’s designed for moving suitcases around at a glacial pace while tired travellers question their life choices and pray theor suitcase comes off first.

But that is exactly why it’s perfect to sit on.

First: comfort. It’s a wide, smooth rubber belt, essentially a slow-moving sofa.

Second: convenience. Why stand and wait for your suitcase when you can become part of the luggage? Simply sit down and glide majestically around the carousel like a slightly confused carry-on bag.

Third: entertainment. Every 40 seconds you make eye contact with the same strangers again, silently asking: ‘doesnt this look fun’

And finally, efficiency. If your bag appears, you’re already in the optimal position to grab it because you’re literally on the delivery system. No more jostling with other tired sweaty travellers hoping they dont grab your bag as youd then have to have an awkward conversation at 2am when you just want to get home.

So while it may not be designed for sitting, the luggage carousel offers comfort, movement, suspense and a mild risk of airport security intervention.

Which, in my opinion, makes it the perfect seat.

[Benjamin]

So did the TM fancy sitting on your suggestions?…

[Benjamin]

1 point

Spoiler:

Person A

Of all the things I could think of to sit on, of all the things you could have chosen, a Korean boy is the last thing I could have thought of. I’m sure he’s very nice but he looks like a girl from a manga comic.

[Benjamin]

2 points

Spoiler:

Person B

Sitting on a hay bale on a sunny summer’s day. Yes, I could think of worse places to be. Slightly marked down because, you know they’re full of bugs, right?

[Benjamin]

3 points

Spoiler:

Person D

You should never touch the exhibits in a museum. You are definitely not allowed to sit on them. So I love the idea of sitting on a T Rex.

[Benjamin]

So that leaves the last two players getting 4 or 5 points.

Remember, I’m not revealing who scored what now until the final.

[Benjamin]

Spoiler:

4 points

Person C

An Igloo cooler is evocative to me. The smell of the barbie smoking in the corner, the hum of friends chatting and laughing, an Igloo cooler stuffed with beer in preparation for the good time to come.

5 points

Person E

Who has never wanted to jump on the baggage carousel? I know I have. I want to see what’s behind the plastic curtains, I want to look that same stranger in the eye. Why just stand there with the rest of the public when you can ride the carousel. I want this. I want this really badly…

[Benjamin]

Next up, your teams were asked to invite 10 celebrities (who are still alive) to a dinner party.

Did the TM want to RSVP to your dinner, or did your list have the decorum of a reversing dump truck?

[Benjamin]

Team A

Spoiler:

Adam Carolla - We would not be bored by his jokes and he would make especially funny remarks when the topic of internet posts come up, especially anything from TIBB, which will lead to ranting about "those silly people on the internet"

Stephen Fry - So we can ask him all about his time on Traitors and that be most of the evening

Jordan Peterson - Free mental health exam and maybe a good book recommendation

Prince Harry - So we can watch him get super animated when the smart people start talking and he feels he has reexplain the same thing we just heard but with extra salad. Other than that, he's just good people watching and EVERYONE would have an opinion about it.

Princess Meghan Markle - Because who else is going to tell us the best way to setup the kitchen table and squeeze a lemon

David Attenborough. Not just because he’s a national treasure, but because I want him to narrate the evening like a wildlife documentary. "Here we see Gordon Ramsay, circling the overcooked chicken… preparing to attack.”

Gordon Ramsay. Not to cook, I want him purely to critique the £4 Tesco lasagne I serve him while I maintain intense eye contact. I’m hoping for at least three swears and one plate thrown for entertainment.

James Acasterbecause hes so delightfully awkward, that if conversation dries up, he will fill the silence with inane chatter about cabbages.

Danny Dyer, whose job is to loudly ask Gordon Ramsay why he’s shouting at a bread roll and then call David Attenborough “Dave.”

Finally, Calvin Harris brings the music. At some point he’ll turn the dinner party into a full house party while David Attenborough calmly narrates it like a migration event. As a new Dad though, he will want to wrap it up early

[Benjamin]

Team B

Spoiler:

Ricky Gervais
I just find him really really funny, doesn't take himself ............or anything too seriously
David Attenborough
Just love him really, such an interesting, knowledgeable and well traveled man, he'd surely have a lot of interesting stories to tell
Brian Dowling
As we're still part of a BB forum I thought I'd pick a former HM, thee former HM imo. I just find him really hilarious, I was sad when BB2 ended, that he was gone from my TV every night
Alan Carr
Because he is extremely funny, I think my sides would be hurting from how much id be laughing but he has a very sweet side too id love to hear all about his life
Alison Hammond
because her laugh is contagious but shes very motherly too id love her to give me a big cuddle and we can bond over the dessert
Claudia Winkleman
because im such a fan of Strictly and the traitors I would be starstruck. But she also makes me laugh with her quirky ness and I like an after dinner parlour game after the meal and she would be all over that!
Ella Langley
I love her Music, and other things. Plus I would ask her about what it's like in Alabama and what has it been like when touring to other States and countries.
Cristina Scabbia - Again I love Lacuna Coil's Music, and I would ask her about Italy and how Lacuna Coil's songs came about.
Noah Wyle - I've been really getting back into Falling Skies lately and Noah Wyle is one of my favourite Actors on the Show, so I would probably ask him questions on what it was like for him onset. And ask him similar questions for his time on Shows like ER, The Pitt, and The Librarians.
Tom Hardy - Brilliant actor, I may have to insist that he comes as Alfie Solomons, my favourite of all his characters. Not too bad to look at either