[melanie]

Fun game I found in another forum..

The point is to make a wish, and then the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example.

"I wish for a basketball"

Next person: "Grant, but it's flat......I wish for a beer keg"

Next person: "Granted, but it's empty" and so on and so on...BE CREATIVE

I'll start, I wish for a new pair of shoes.

[Novo]

" granted " but they have no laces

i wish for a pet spider

[melanie]

Granted.. but it will eat you.

I wish for a genie.

[MrGaryy]

Granted but he won't be a morning person and doesn't work Tuesdays!

I wish for a boyfriend

[Princess]

Granted,but he's straight


I want a trip to London

[bigbr0ther]

Originally posted by Princess
Granted,but he's straight


I want a trip to London

Granted. You get to want and want and want... but never get.



I wish for Rachel to pose topless in Nuts after she exits the Big Brother house. (Hey, she may be dull, but she sure is sexy!)

[SiaSiaSia]

Granted, But Grapes are hiding her assets.


I wish for photoshop on my mac

[DamonJ]

Granted... but the Photoshop will keep popping up pornographic images, and then it will pop up a picture of Heat Magazine and Kerry Katona will come out of your monitor and eatchoo and say "yay she was yummy"

I wish I didn't have to go back to school

[jonsep]

granted but the school comes to you.
i wish for a new house

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by DamonJ
Granted... but the Photoshop will keep popping up pornographic images, and then it will pop up a picture of Heat Magazine and Kerry Katona will come out of your monitor and eatchoo and say "yay she was yummy"

I wish I didn't have to go back to school

:P hahaha


Granted, But you have to work in an oil mine instead, where you will most likely die.

I wish for a dog

[MR.K!]

granted, but it will poo on your pillow !

I wish for a ferarri

[Sam]

Granted, but with no doors.

I wish for a date with Leona.

[DamonJ]

Granted but she has a really hairy face and a penis.

I wish that I could sleep forever

[Sam]

Granted, but you'll have nightmares.

I wish I could go to France.

[Jen]

Granted...But a french version of Gene Simmons will follow you and with every step you take he will hit you on the head with a string of Onions..and he will keep forcing a Beret on you...

I wish for Simon Amstell in my bed tonight...

[Big_Brutta]

Granted. But he gives you an STD

I wish I was rich

[Hugo]

Granted, but he's gay (seriously LOL)
I wish for a million pounds.

[melanie]

Granted.. but you will drown in it and die.

I wish for one of the guys on my signature.

[Jen]

Originally posted by tooperfect
Granted, but he's gay (seriously LOL)
I wish for a million pounds.

I wouldn't care LMFAO

Granted... but you are forced to give it all to me.
Sorry...

I wish I could be at Reading and Leeds... (Leeds part LOL)

[Benjamin]

Granted, but you have 5 seconds at each.


I wish for a pet turtle

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by ukturtle
Granted, but you have 5 seconds at each.


I wish for a pet turtle

granted, but it dies the day you get it.


i wish for an iphone 3g :]

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia

granted, but it dies the day you get it.


i wish for an iphone 3g :]

Granted, but it comes in a million pieces.


I wish for a crumpet (with butter)

[Jen]

Originally posted by ukturtle
I wish for a crumpet (with butter)

Granted but it drops butter first on the floor of the before part of an episode of "How clean is your house".

I wish my ipod wasn't broken.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL

Granted but it drops butter first on the floor of the before part of an episode of "How clean is your house".

I wish my ipod wasn't broken.

Trust you to corrupt my wish.


Granted, but as soon as it's fixed, it's stolen.


I wish for a cardboard cut out of Pat Sharp.

[Jen]

Originally posted by ukturtle

Trust you to corrupt my wish.


Granted, but as soon as it's fixed, it's stolen.


I wish for a cardboard cut out of Pat Sharp.

How dare you corrupt mine.. LOL

I wish I was married to Alan Turner... (Hot guy from The X-Factor tonight)