[Shaun]

Oh seven carrots!
Why are you all so orange?
Red is much better.

[John.]

Oh Shaun, i feel,
sorry for you,
i really do.

[Shaun]

If you can't appreciate true poetry, then please leave.

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by JD.
Oh Shaun, i feel,
sorry for you,
i really do.

thats not a haiku.
it is poo.)
i follow the rules

(a haiku has 5 syllables in the first line, 3 in the second and 5 in the last.)

[Shaun]

Actually it's 5/7/5.

[Shaun]

Bump.

[MarkWaldorf]

oh em gee, babeh
JUMP IN MY PAINTED WINDOWS,
kk thanks shaun babe.

[SiaSiaSia]

oh tempora oh,
mores oh the times, the customs
continues, always

[SiaSiaSia]

why does noone love
and, oh why does noone live
wandering abyss

[MarkWaldorf]

oh hay sia sia sia
HOW IS YOU TONIGHT? hehe
just wondering, baby

[SiaSiaSia]

revising for exams
but nothing ever gets done
procrastinating

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
oh hay sia sia sia
HOW IS YOU TONIGHT? hehe
just wondering, baby

hello lovely mark
why can I not write haikus?
they are too constrained

[SiaSiaSia]

typing in haikus
makes me feel like arista
hm, sign of the times

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia

hello lovely mark
why can I not write haikus?
they are too constrained

but do bare in mind
the time, which is 2am
so dont be so hard

[Shaun]

None of you crack *****s
are taking me serious
go **** yourselves, now.

[MarkWaldorf]

'growth'

the trees and the plant
oh how they grow so soft
i just want to touch

[MarkWaldorf]

'shaun'

i dedicate this
to shaun, a somewhat freak heh
but he is my freak

[Shaun]

Mark

Fabulous he is,
And tear your ass down, he shall.
Beware of the dog.

[SiaSiaSia]

oh the beautiful!
oh the magnificent great
- Shaun! or so they say

[Shaun]

Sia

I think she's swedish
or maybe she's just, like, weird.
I love her anyway.

[MarkWaldorf]

'reply p.t 1'

to that, i reply.
it means so much that
my fierceness is known

'reply p.t 2 (the westside connection interlude)'

of course i am, but,
you are something even better.
for you, a hero.

[Harry!]

Madonna

amazing artist
no one is more talented
then the queen madge

[Lewis.]

I Like a Haiku
It makes me feel warm inside
Like a hot Cooker

[SiaSiaSia]

Message original : Harry.
Madonna

amazing artist
no one is more talented
then the queen madge

i'd have you find that
you mean "than" - "then" is different
"then" is a pronoun.

[Stu]

I have a poem I wrote when I was ... spaced out ... I feel I need to share with the world. Not a haiku, but whatever. I bring to you ...

THE POSH CHEETAH

[His a posh cheetah!]
Oh sing it loud!
[Whose a posh cheetah?]
Oh sing it proud!
[A ****in' posh cheetah!]
The one with lotsa money
Jewish ancestry
He aint funny, honey

Cheetah thats posh
Munchin his prey
Cheetahs got a glock
Watch the bullets ricochette

Black dotted ****
you dont wanna mock
He will **** you up with a diamond stud
And leave you in total shock

Cheetahs got a tele
Fifty inch, HD ready
He listens to Lenord Cohen
And reads Hansel & Gretel

Cheetahs got guns
His gonna have him some fun
Gonna shoot up a school
Of lil white llama fools

Cheetahs on the prowl
Cheetah in the hood
Cheetah in a bath robe
Take it off he should!

[Take it off cheetah!]
I said take it off!
[Take it off cheetah!]
I said gimme a growl
[Dance around cheetah!]
Open yo' mouth
I got a chunk of meat
Sing it and shout
Chew it with yo' teeth
Awful posh no doubt

His a cheetah
[A chiggidy cheetah?]
A cheetah, yeah
[Chiggidy chaggidy cheetah?]
His a posh cheetah
Dont **** with him, brah
Peace

Big massive to the posh cheetahs!
Two thousand and nine!
Nah nah naiii!