[BBUK4LYFE]

Get with the times, its all about emails now.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Urban legend

"I have a co-worker who states that his wife (who is a nurse) witnessed a situation involving someone who licked an envelope and then "hatched" a cockroach from her tongue. Supposedly while licking an egg-infested glue strip on an envelope, she got a paper cut. This then got "infected" but when she went to the hospital to have it examined, the doctor made an incision to release the pus and a roach crawled out."

Eww eww eww. Mega eww. Uber eww.

[Z]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar

Eww eww eww. Mega eww. Uber eww.

Sooooo tempting to make some kind of obscene cock(...roach) joke. Oops, I did it anyway.

[Marc]

I'm liking response that this thread has been getting I wrote it and then went off to work, never thought of it since. YAY to licking envelopes! it wont be secure enough if not! mmmm

[Tom]

Hate it, I've got a slight phobia of getting paper cuts so self seal ftw!

[Beyoncé]

I hate it! They taste yucky.

[Marc]

[Ross]

I don't like licking envelopes, its horrible

[Mikel]

I dont like it.
Once on my birthday, my friend gave me a card, and it was open, and I was like "You have to lick the card closed" so I licked it... she said "I already did"

I was almost sick then and there.

[amy-jayne]

Not a fan of licking envelopes, taste funny and always gives you paper cuts

[CaraRawr]

Naaay

[Patrick]

They taste nice, especially funny cause the reciver of the card has a tough enough time opening it

[Benjamin]

ha ha. Trust you Marc to create this thread.

And Hell no! Why with all the technology can they not make nice tasting gum for envelopes?