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Old 24-07-2009, 02:33 PM #1
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I made a thread about this but I cant find it because it wont let me.
But I need help with something.
Ive wrote my best man speech but I need help, with another matter. I'm thinking maybe a little audience paticipation, but Im stuck. I need something thats gonna be funny, and keep everyone amused.
Has anyone got any ideas?
It would be greatly appreciated
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Tell them you slept with the bride. It'll go down a bomb.
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Tell them you slept with the bride. It'll go down a bomb.
That would be quite disturbing as she's my cousin
Im thinking like sort of a game??
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Maybe you could use props that relate to certain comical events in their lives? Like an object that will have a specific meaning that everyone can relate to and will find amusing.
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Maybe you could use props that relate to certain comical events in their lives? Like an object that will have a specific meaning that everyone can relate to and will find amusing.
But there isnt anything like that. It wouldnt work.
Basically I want something that will make the audience look like idiots, without insulting them.
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Funny stories about the time he p*ssed himself in PE. Or when he cheated on her with the slapper 3 doors down. Those will go down a treat
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Funny stories about the time he p*ssed himself in PE. Or when he cheated on her with the slapper 3 doors down. Those will go down a treat
I don't need to say any of that. The speech is done
I need a game of something to play with the audience
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Funny stories about the time he p*ssed himself in PE. Or when he cheated on her with the slapper 3 doors down. Those will go down a treat
I don't need to say any of that. The speech is done
I need a game of something to play with the audience
Ha, I actually have a good one

Think of embarrassing situations and give the questions, what happened at/when ______________? then give a, b or c with 2 normal scenarios and an embarrassing one
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Ha, I actually have a good one

Think of embarrassing situations and give the questions, what happened at/when ______________? then give a, b or c with 2 normal scenarios and an embarrassing one

Hmmmm

scenario


"What happened when Sheryl got locked out one night after a few too many drinks?"


A) She got a taxi and spent the night in an hotel.

B) She fell asleep in a skip and woke up in a heap of dried sick.

C) She met your best friends and had a three-way all night with the both of them.
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