[Tom]

Originally Posted by Ross

I like to massage my balls when I'm masturbating.

I like to massage people in general.

I like tickling peoples heads, like run my fingers through their hair.

I like feet.

I always happen to have a wank AFTER a shower or during, when I should really do it before. I dunno why.

During is good ... although not after because then you have to clean up again when its more simple in the shower

[Ross]

Originally Posted by Jonathan.

Ew that's disgusting.

Oh wait, It's Ross.

Thanks Jonathan

[Ross]

Originally Posted by Tom

During is good ... although not after because then you have to clean up again when its more simple in the shower

I know I forget sometimes and I'm like oh... -is relaxed, so gets the big fella out-

[InOne]

I have a Sexual Sadism fetish.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Ross

I love how you commented on the feet one, when it's probably the only non-rude one :P

But feet are minging
Tickling peoples hair isnt rude, but if it is classed as it, best be telling off them nawty hairdressers lmao

[Firewire]

I pull hairs out. I used to do it to my head, but stopped cos there was a bald patch

But I still pull out "others".

EDIT: But not like pull them all out.

Cos then that would look stupid.

[Shaun]

Every time Tom talks dirty I get a semi.

Every time Ross does, I lose it.

[Ross]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Every time Tom talks dirty I get a semi.

Every time Ross does, I lose it.

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Every time Tom talks dirty I get a semi.

Every time Ross does, I lose it.

Just think of Blanche in my avatar and you'll soon get it back

(Note I said Blanche not Maggie, Blanche isn't dead )

EDIT: OMG don't, her mouth is open. Thats just wrong

[Firewire]

I bite my nails. Too much. They are such a mess.

*thinks of more*

[Jords]

[Jords]

Oh I have a one, I like squeezing spots

[Firewire]

oh

I USED TO bite my toenails. yuk.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Jonathan.

oh

I USED TO bite my toenails. yuk.

That is vile

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by Jords

That is vile

I know. That's why I stopped *cringe*

[LemonJam]

I have a fear of making progress.

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I write "chin up =)" on the backs of bus seats if no-one is around; pointless optimism like this makes me smile and so I hope it does others.

I love that.

[Arneldo]

Sorry, but really well done me on making this. I've LOL'd a lot.

[Enid]

Originally Posted by Jonathan.

oh

I USED TO bite my toenails. yuk.

I STILL bite my toe nails.

I also look in the toilet pan when I've had a dump.

[Tom4784]

I once broke a curtain rail and framed my 6 year old cousin for it.

I've got a bit of a phobia of....I can't really explain it well but big animals/statues/figures, that kind of thing? I was in a shop and I freaked out and bolted in the oposite direction because I was faced with a gigantic Tiger teddy. Yes a teddy, laugh now or forever hold your humiliating noise.

I can't really think of anymore.

[Captain.Remy]

-I can't have sex with a girl I respect too much (except my girlfriend of course) i.e. good friends, friend's ex-girlfriends/girlfriends because I don't want to spoil these friendships. I would like to apologize to all the girls I had sex with and were not my girlfriend. lmao

-I'm a spoilt young lad who gets everything that he wants. I admit it. My parents never asked me to do something I didn't want to. However, I've been working every summer since I was 16 so I could learn the value of money and I respect people for working hard.

-I've been to Anger Management when from the age of 16 until 18. That quite helped me considering I've been too far sometimes. Now I can control my anger issues, however, I need to let it out sometimes, bless the people who suffered from this.

-My biggest fear is not to have a successful job rather than not having a happy and nice family. To me, money and social dynamics is everything and I work hard for it. I can't see myself being something else than a leader/business man like my dad.

-People can see me as cold, cocky, narcissistic, big headed and cut throat sometimes but it's only because back in the day, I was quite an unhappy obese child who went through bullying. It taught me to be strong and not to let my emotions show. Now, I like making these people feel bad, and I quite achieved my goals, they all have a shitty life next to mine. Karma is a bitch.

Wow, it's no big deal, people probably knew this but it's the truth so...

[Z]

- I always oppose people who are used to getting their own way.
- I have a tendency to empathise with the underdog in any situation.
- I could never hook up with a stranger but I'm too worried about the consequences to get with a friend.
- I'm really uncomfortable when it comes to talking about sex, nudity or puberty and I'm not sure why because I'm really, really dirty.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Zee

- I always oppose people who are used to getting their own way.
- I have a tendency to empathise with the underdog in any situation.

Love these 2, I tend to do the same!

[Enid]

I suffer from OCD. No, I'm not a perfectionist or obsess about cleanliness. Many people seem to think OCD is just linked to hygeine or order. I have obsessive thoughts about loved ones dying or getting seriously hurt. I also obsess over minor health issues. I'm also terrified of death, but I am pretty morbid too. I enjoy seeing violence and watching people die. It is almost a compulsion.

[InOne]

I'm obessed with death too, also serial killers.