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are they brushed twice daily? 5 23.81%
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I am LeatherTrumpet 6 28.57%
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Old 16-12-2009, 01:58 PM #1
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If a vagina had teeth, would you put your cock in it?
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this is the most random thing i have ever read

wasnt there some horror film where peoples cocks off with thier teeth in their vaginas???
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I dislike blow jobs but have voted "I am Leather Trumpet" for fear of imposters.
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this is the most random thing i have ever read

wasnt there some horror film where peoples cocks off with thier teeth in their vaginas???
It sounds familiar, indeed. Like an X-rated hungry hippos.
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I dislike blow jobs but have voted "I am Leather Trumpet" for fear of imposters.
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I think there is a film that was released called "Teeth" that was exactly the same...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
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God damned. I didn't make the poll public - my research is in tatters!
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I think there is a film that was released called "Teeth" that was exactly the same...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
that myt have been it but i think i remeber talking about a film similar to that when teeth came out
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Why do you dislike them?..
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Yes indeed. There is a sex piss at the end of the tunnle.
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Why do you dislike them?..
I prefer to be more active and can get pins and needles when my hands are clasped behind my head.
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You don't like being controlled, eh? You prefer being on top, telling him you're going to hurt him?
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Ok.. You can always stand up, or good old 69?
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The first post, my dear. Read the first post, imagine you have a penis, and answer the question.

Please
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Would you ram ya cock in any random dogs mouth?

Given that you're female you can't really answer unless you role play..
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Did you tell her to repent and make her watch Songs of Praise?
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Thank god there aren't any under-16s on this forum.

Oh wait.
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There's worse than this about. I saw a nun's flabby tit before while I was eating a tuna sarny.
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