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Old 18-02-2010, 03:07 PM #1
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Jess he said your his favourite joke, I would take it as a compliment.
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Jess he said your his favourite joke, I would take it as a compliment.
I am!
Before his "internet broke" he said something about me in every comment, maybe he is going back to his old ways.
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I am!
Before his "internet broke" he said something about me in every comment, maybe he is going back to his old ways.
Sweetheart, give it up, he's just owned this thread.
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Shut up!
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
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If I am a joke then I don't care!
At least everyone knows who I am.
If ye want to laugh at me ye can.
At least I am being myself and I have been myself from the beginning.
Enjoy the joke.
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If I am a joke then I don't care!
At least everyone knows who I am.
If ye want to laugh at me ye can.
At least I am being myself and I have been myself from the beginning.
Enjoy the joke.
These lyrics are such a fail. Try again.
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Me either, she comes up with a few daft threads now and then but shes a lovely person.
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These lyrics are such a fail. Try again.
They are not lyrics
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Me either, she comes up with a few daft threads now and then but shes a lovely person.
She's nice but I got to say Jayson's joke was just awesome. No offence Jess but yeah...
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It just purely owned this thread

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Why you guys picking on Jess?
No one is picking on her lol What the hell are you on about ?
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