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or like doesn't the acid burn it's skin?
OH!!! and if you poo, how comes you never poo out ta baby? because of da belly button right? |
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The baby has a protective layer that defends off the harmful elements of faeces and hydrochloric acid.
It sheds on the way out. That's why newborns are red all over.
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OMG, didn't any of you have sex ed? A baby is not in your stomach!!!!!!
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Did you not watch the Sex Education show last week? It was very interesting, and had lots of FACTS in it.
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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This thread cant be real!!!!! No fcuking way!!!
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Food goes in your stomach Stacey, the baby grows in the uterus aka womb. You should know this.
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The OP was joking.
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They get nutrients and oxygen through the umbilical chord.
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